A Poster in Dave's room
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A Poster in Dave's room
Dave hangs up a new poster in his room and steps back to admire it.
Wonder what my friends will think?
Wonder what my friends will think?
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
Zootopia and Jurassic Park in the same bed as Olympus Has Fallen? Perhaps Hitman is in there for, err, seconds, I dunno. D:
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Manifest upon the very gates of eden..
Re: A Poster in Dave's room
Oh my, looks like you and Azure are getting pretty close, eh Dave?
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
For once on my life, I am unsure of how to react.
No-one bridles and rides me! (I can already sense the countless dirty ways in which someone is going to interpret what I just said.)
Also, I am an English raptor, not an American one. *Sips tea gracefully*
No-one bridles and rides me! (I can already sense the countless dirty ways in which someone is going to interpret what I just said.)
Also, I am an English raptor, not an American one. *Sips tea gracefully*
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
A battle Ostrich just did not have the same effect. Wanted to change the flag, but that would take too long.
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
So what did the original image look like?
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
Now I want a battle Ostrich. His nickname will be "Fly-boy". Fullname: Turbulent flight Please fasten Seat belt.
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
I like yours better.
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That curb ain't gonna do shit tied like that though.
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
I don't follow, what curb?
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
Aww Star, never say never: it could be fun being bridled and ridden into battle.
I can't criticize Cape Fox on his choice of mount: I mean who wouldn't want to ride a big, strapping raptor such as yourself?
Nice poster Cape Fox.
I can't criticize Cape Fox on his choice of mount: I mean who wouldn't want to ride a big, strapping raptor such as yourself?
Nice poster Cape Fox.
Hahaha!
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
Thanks.
Do they breed battle Ostriches in Oudshoorn?
It's not that I no longer like Azure, Ostriches are just more African and less extinct.
Do they breed battle Ostriches in Oudshoorn?
It's not that I no longer like Azure, Ostriches are just more African and less extinct.
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That's unfair discrimination! It's note Azure's fault he's extinct. He didn't choose to be extinct!
That's exactly the kind of arrogant, condescending attitude I have come to expect from you elitist non-extinct types! Check your privilege!
That's exactly the kind of arrogant, condescending attitude I have come to expect from you elitist non-extinct types! Check your privilege!
Hahaha!
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
Don't listen to the half cat dog thing, his mange has driven him to madness.
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The leopard calls the hyena spotty. Talk about irony.
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Hahaha!
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At least my laugh doesn't sound as though I've inhaled helium.
I present to you, the majestic hyena:
I present to you, the majestic hyena:
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Well at least I'm not on the endangered species list!
Also, at least hyena chicks are big and masculine, and have large dicks: that way, in hyena culture, I'm not considered a faggot for being into those kind of things. Can you say you're not a faggot in snowleopard culture?
Also, at least hyena chicks are big and masculine, and have large dicks: that way, in hyena culture, I'm not considered a faggot for being into those kind of things. Can you say you're not a faggot in snowleopard culture?
Hahaha!
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That's because if there were more of us, the universe would implode because of our collective awesomeness.
No, but at least both genders are good looking.
If I were a hyena, I would be scared asexual.
No, but at least both genders are good looking.
If I were a hyena, I would be scared asexual.
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
Well, it's actually an enlarged clitoris, but they are capable of getting erections, so... I dunno what I'm trying to say. :/Ryall wrote: hyena chicks are big and masculine, and have large dicks
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Your species is a solitary species, because you're all so lacking in the personality department, that the only reason you ever meet-up is to have hate sex with each other! It's a wonder your kind don't cannibalize their young! Oh wait, they do!
@ Contrast, I know, lol, that's besides the point!
@ Contrast, I know, lol, that's besides the point!
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Hahaha!
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
As opposed to hyper sexual hyenas? Pretty obvious choice in this case.
I don't think that that last part applies to snow leopards specifically.
In case anyone missed my response to the black text (that sounds kinda evil):
I don't think that that last part applies to snow leopards specifically.
In case anyone missed my response to the black text (that sounds kinda evil):
No, but at least both genders are good looking.
If I were a hyena, I would be scared asexual.
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Oh so what, you're saying only AFRICAN leopards cannibalize, but 'snowleopards' don't!? Racist!
Also, sex is the best pass-time if you're bored on the savannah! What do you do, make snow angels?
Also, sex is the best pass-time if you're bored on the savannah! What do you do, make snow angels?
Hahaha!
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Such specific (that is the adjectival form of species) discrimination occurring here! Be more like us Utahraptors, you two: strike your enemies with stealth and power at night, instead of bantering around like hatchlings.
EDIT: Yet again, I seem to have sounded dirty when I had no intention of sounding so.... x____x
EDIT: Yet again, I seem to have sounded dirty when I had no intention of sounding so.... x____x
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I can't be held responsible for what my cousins get up to.Ryall wrote:Oh so what, you're saying only AFRICAN leopards cannibalize, but 'snowleopards' don't!? Racist!
Also, sex is the best pass-time if you're bored on the savannah! What do you do, make snow angels?
And no, I do this:
You should try it some time. Oh wait, you can't.
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@ Azure, I don't know if I want to be a Utah Raptor: I might become somebody's mount.
@ Sev, why would I want to look like a crazy hobo?
@ Sev, why would I want to look like a crazy hobo?
Hahaha!
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@Azure: Your girlfriend is your enemy? And you use power instead of tenderness?
Oh well, to each his own I suppose.
Oh well, to each his own I suppose.
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Re: A Poster in Dave's room
Guys guys.. Hyena.. Snow Leopards.. I'm sure that every single species, also that it such an awesome wallpaper.
As long as we can agree huskies are the best of course
As long as we can agree huskies are the best of course
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And das not good
Because sad spelt backwards is das
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