A Poster in Dave's room

[Cape_F0X]

Dave hangs up a new poster in his room and steps back to admire it.

Wonder what my friends will think?

[SnowDragon]

Zootopia and Jurassic Park in the same bed as Olympus Has Fallen? Perhaps Hitman is in there for, err, seconds, I dunno. D:

[Leeward]

Oh my, looks like you and Azure are getting pretty close, eh Dave?

[Sev]

[Galahad]

For once on my life, I am unsure of how to react.

No-one bridles and rides me! (I can already sense the countless dirty ways in which someone is going to interpret what I just said.)

Also, I am an English raptor, not an American one. *Sips tea gracefully*

[Cape_F0X]

A battle Ostrich just did not have the same effect. Wanted to change the flag, but that would take too long.

[Sev]

So what did the original image look like?

[Cape_F0X]

[Cape_F0X]

Now I want a battle Ostrich. His nickname will be "Fly-boy". Fullname: Turbulent flight Please fasten Seat belt.

[Sev]

I like yours better.

[Leeward]

That curb ain't gonna do shit tied like that though.

[Sev]

I don't follow, what curb?

[Ryall]

Aww Star, never say never: it could be fun being bridled and ridden into battle.
I can't criticize Cape Fox on his choice of mount: I mean who wouldn't want to ride a big, strapping raptor such as yourself?

Nice poster Cape Fox.

[Cape_F0X]

Thanks.

Do they breed battle Ostriches in Oudshoorn?

It's not that I no longer like Azure, Ostriches are just more African and less extinct.

[Ryall]

That's unfair discrimination! It's note Azure's fault he's extinct. He didn't choose to be extinct!

That's exactly the kind of arrogant, condescending attitude I have come to expect from you elitist non-extinct types! Check your privilege!

[Sev]

Don't listen to the half cat dog thing, his mange has driven him to madness.

[Ryall]

The leopard calls the hyena spotty. Talk about irony.

[Sev]

At least my laugh doesn't sound as though I've inhaled helium.

I present to you, the majestic hyena:

[Ryall]

Well at least I'm not on the endangered species list!
Also, at least hyena chicks are big and masculine, and have large dicks: that way, in hyena culture, I'm not considered a faggot for being into those kind of things. Can you say you're not a faggot in snowleopard culture?

[Sev]

That's because if there were more of us, the universe would implode because of our collective awesomeness.

No, but at least both genders are good looking.
If I were a hyena, I would be scared asexual.

[Contrast]

hyena chicks are big and masculine, and have large dicks

Well, it's actually an enlarged clitoris, but they are capable of getting erections, so... I dunno what I'm trying to say. :/

[Ryall]

Your species is a solitary species, because you're all so lacking in the personality department, that the only reason you ever meet-up is to have hate sex with each other! It's a wonder your kind don't cannibalize their young! Oh wait, they do!

@ Contrast, I know, lol, that's besides the point!

[Sev]

As opposed to hyper sexual hyenas? Pretty obvious choice in this case.

I don't think that that last part applies to snow leopards specifically.


In case anyone missed my response to the black text (that sounds kinda evil):

No, but at least both genders are good looking.
If I were a hyena, I would be scared asexual.

[Ryall]

Oh so what, you're saying only AFRICAN leopards cannibalize, but 'snowleopards' don't!? Racist!

Also, sex is the best pass-time if you're bored on the savannah! What do you do, make snow angels?

[Galahad]

Such specific (that is the adjectival form of species) discrimination occurring here! Be more like us Utahraptors, you two: strike your enemies with stealth and power at night, instead of bantering around like hatchlings.

EDIT: Yet again, I seem to have sounded dirty when I had no intention of sounding so.... x____x

[Sev]

Oh so what, you're saying only AFRICAN leopards cannibalize, but 'snowleopards' don't!? Racist!

Also, sex is the best pass-time if you're bored on the savannah! What do you do, make snow angels?

I can't be held responsible for what my cousins get up to.

And no, I do this:


You should try it some time. Oh wait, you can't.

[Ryall]

@ Azure, I don't know if I want to be a Utah Raptor: I might become somebody's mount.

@ Sev, why would I want to look like a crazy hobo?

[Sev]

So you'd rather look like this:

[Cape_F0X]

@Azure: Your girlfriend is your enemy? And you use power instead of tenderness?

Oh well, to each his own I suppose.

[Tocs]

Guys guys.. Hyena.. Snow Leopards.. I'm sure that every single species, also that it such an awesome wallpaper.

As long as we can agree huskies are the best of course