Look what I dug out when me and a friend were talking art.
It's pretty much the only LOL pic I've done.
Hope you enjoy it!
Rude guest
- Adagio
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Re: Rude guest
Hahahaha!!! Whoops...
I can imagine him going: "haven't these people ever hear of building codes! What did they not expect a dragon to land on their roof?"
I can imagine him going: "haven't these people ever hear of building codes! What did they not expect a dragon to land on their roof?"
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Re: Rude guest
The thing is he is face palming because as a mythical creature the key is so stay hidden.
Spontaneously engineering a skylight is not ideal for going unnoticed.
You guys can think of a possible reason for the crash. I never did because he does not really have a back story.
Spontaneously engineering a skylight is not ideal for going unnoticed.
You guys can think of a possible reason for the crash. I never did because he does not really have a back story.
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Re: Rude guest
Fergus the Clumsy Dragon.
By Adagio Leopard.
Fergus was a clumsy dragon, the others called him a git.
Hobbling his way along, he lacked in brains and wit.
He depended on brute and strength to go along.
The one faithful day, Fergus realized that he was seriously wrong.
The wind was cold, as they flew along.
To the city of Hareep.
Houses, chimneys, blew past, in the dense smog.
The people were fast asleep.
The dragons made their way to the city hall.
Tons of loot, of the purest gold, and they would have it all!
But silently, they had to be, not to wake the guards.
They were asleep, from too much mead, and staying up playing cards.
Fergus’s wings grew very tired, from keeping up his bulk.
For Fergus’s bulk was so immense, it used up his hulking strength!
He touched down on a roof to rest his tiring wings.
The wooden frame bent and twisted. Fergus gave a wince.
The roof collapsed, and Fergus followed suite, with a crashing thud.
The light went on, and the people looked down at Fergus in shock.
Their nighties on, caps and all, Fergus in the mud.
Fergus stood between pieces of wood and a piece of broken crock.
They rang the bell, the guards came down. And Fergus had to fly off.
The Dragons would laugh, and make fun of Fergus’s blunder.
So let that be a lesson, in structural integrity. You might just end up like Fergus and his scoff.
Face down, tail in the air, Fergus, down under
By Adagio Leopard.
Fergus was a clumsy dragon, the others called him a git.
Hobbling his way along, he lacked in brains and wit.
He depended on brute and strength to go along.
The one faithful day, Fergus realized that he was seriously wrong.
The wind was cold, as they flew along.
To the city of Hareep.
Houses, chimneys, blew past, in the dense smog.
The people were fast asleep.
The dragons made their way to the city hall.
Tons of loot, of the purest gold, and they would have it all!
But silently, they had to be, not to wake the guards.
They were asleep, from too much mead, and staying up playing cards.
Fergus’s wings grew very tired, from keeping up his bulk.
For Fergus’s bulk was so immense, it used up his hulking strength!
He touched down on a roof to rest his tiring wings.
The wooden frame bent and twisted. Fergus gave a wince.
The roof collapsed, and Fergus followed suite, with a crashing thud.
The light went on, and the people looked down at Fergus in shock.
Their nighties on, caps and all, Fergus in the mud.
Fergus stood between pieces of wood and a piece of broken crock.
They rang the bell, the guards came down. And Fergus had to fly off.
The Dragons would laugh, and make fun of Fergus’s blunder.
So let that be a lesson, in structural integrity. You might just end up like Fergus and his scoff.
Face down, tail in the air, Fergus, down under
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Re: Rude guest
Moral of the story, build stronger roofs, you never know when a Fergus may get tired...
If you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear,
if you've something to hide you shouldn't be here.
if you've something to hide you shouldn't be here.