FELINE-FEND-OFF (or the "why-not-to-invite-a-lion" game!)

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FELINE-FEND-OFF (or the "why-not-to-invite-a-lion" game!)

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*PURRR!* w00t!

Seeing as how Timba has been ousted unceremoniously from another topic (and that's most disgraceful for a regal Lion such as himself), he's decided to start his own game, where even he is invited! Weee!

It's simple - each of you fuzzlies should give a reason why one shouldn't invite the silly Lion (err... ME!, sillies) over for tea & scones (or even sisyphean banter on a sunny day).

no holds barred, so go cwazy!

T. Liony.

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Re: FELINE-FEND-OFF (or the "why-not-to-invite-a-lion" game!)

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'Cause lions prefer meat to scones and if you invite a lion for scones you'll eat the scones and then the lion will eat you.
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Re: FELINE-FEND-OFF (or the "why-not-to-invite-a-lion" game!)

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This lion is all oiled up and half naked... Do you really think he is dressed to have tea and scones ;)
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Re: FELINE-FEND-OFF (or the "why-not-to-invite-a-lion" game!)

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*Rarrrf!*

*jumps on his rock, plonks down and points a claw at Kad*

I know I'm not s'posed to interfere, err... but that's virgin olive oil on me - I had a small accident while trying to cook! And... *blushes, and point to his undies* these briefs are all that I own, I've got no money for clothesies and such!

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Re: FELINE-FEND-OFF (or the "why-not-to-invite-a-lion" game!)

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Well, felines in general dislike me. Probably smell the wolf in me. And they tend to find me boring. So inviting the lion over for a sisyphean banter in the sun would be pointless - he would fall asleep too soon to have a decent discussion.
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*sits down on the rock next to the lion and waves a windhoek to tempt him to forgive me*

Hey i never said it's a bad thing your dressed that way ;) Just said it's not how you dress for tea and i'm sorry a cold cider or beer go down allot better in africa then tea does...
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*leers at Kad, and looks away*

Pfft! You hurt Timba REAL bad, and he jus' wants to be alone now...

Please get off my rock - he told me he doesn't like your fuzzly butt on him - and leave the Windhoek please...

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*leaves the windhoek and walks away sad with tail dragging on the ground*

Never meant to make you mad Timba....
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Kad FoxWolf wrote:*leaves the windhoek and walks away sad with tail dragging on the ground*

Never meant to make you mad Timba....
*hugs Kad and looks at Timba pleading* "How would I cheer you up to make you happy again?" *offers a gazelle sandwich to the lion*
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Re: FELINE-FEND-OFF (or the "why-not-to-invite-a-lion" game!)

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*The Lion gives an embarassed look, and jumps of his rock. He lets out a silent ~meow~ *

Err... Furs? Timba is REAL sorry that he was mean to mr. Kad. Lions can be quite silly at times, and in Timba's case he is more silly than normal...

I'm sowwy... *gently touches Kad on the shoulder and hands him the Windhoek back*

And... mr. Red? Timba sowwy to you too... Thanks for the sandwich, but little gazelles are my friends so's I could never, ever, EVER eat them all up...

Timba.

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Re: FELINE-FEND-OFF (or the "why-not-to-invite-a-lion" game!)

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Mmmm ^^

Not sure how my mate would think of me inviting other guys over for tea and scones ^^

He might go feral lol
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Post by Sticky_Fingers »

Well I know that kitties fur makes a very very nice fursuit...I wouldn't come over unless you got your lawyer with you....
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Lions EAT leopards T-T
If I invite you over for a scone, I'll end up being the snack :shock:
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I wouldn't invite a lion over because he's got better hair than me! and I'm a prey animal...
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