ZA Furries

A rather large snuggly plush is delivered to your door, you are exicted as you did not order one.
Hiding inside is your mate, as he has a propensity toward violence he sneaks out in the evening, ties you up while you sleep, starts a not so pleasant torture which lasts hours and ends up killing you to show his true love.

I wish I had more time off to indulge in my current crop of interests.

The wish granter states the following, "You will get an extra second today, two tomorrow and four the next and so on, each day the time that you get extra in a day doubles for you and only you." By the end of the 30th day you have 596'523 hours extra and by the time your 30th day is done you have aged 68years in a single day.

I wish I could breath in space.

Your wish becomes granted however now you can no longer breath on earth.

I wish my students actually studied for their tests this semester....

Ivic_Wulfe wrote:Your wish becomes granted however now you can no longer breath on earth.

I wish my students actually studied for their tests this semester....

GRANTED!

They study for every subject, and get straight A's.
Apart from yours.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

I wish Adagio would make a wish as well as corrupting one.

StargazingSerpent wrote:I wish Adagio would make a wish as well as corrupting one.

I fixed it...

Adagio wrote:

StargazingSerpent wrote:I wish Adagio would make a wish as well as corrupting one.

I fixed it...

That is not making a wish or corrupting one.

I wish Adagio would fix that post as well.

Granted, but in doing so he creates an endless loop of fixes that extends forever and leads to a data overload of the internet.

I wish I had superhuman intelligence!

StargazingSerpent wrote:Granted, but in doing so he creates an endless loop of fixes that extends forever and leads to a data overload of the internet.

I wish I had superhuman intelligence!

Granted.
You gain superhuman intelligence but only about one thing, and that is cardboard box making.

I wish I had the ability to come up with a better wish.

Necromancer bear does irma_smith7@yahoo.co.uk again.

Your wish is granted, however, you can only think know about one wish which gets repeated for the rest of your life, no other wish will ever ,after again.

I wish I had the ability to make a permanent move to a foreign country to get away from all the politics in SA,

Congratulations! You are now a permanent resident of the Central African Republic! You're visa has been updated. You are permanently a resident of this country now. You are not allowed to leave.

I wish I could control technology with my mind.

Enjoy being a techno-path, there is just the small problem of your controls being inverted and you have no power over anything made in China.

I wish I had a pocket dimension bag.

Hahahaha! I can live with the inverted controls... Is "Anything made in china" limited to anything manufactured in china? Or anything with a chinese component in it?

You are granted your wish, and is teleported to a dimension filled to the brim with pants pockets.

I wish I could materialize any electronic component.

Your wishlist granted, however, you cannot control the quantities that materialise, your room is regularly flooded with obscure electrical components you only want one of and no one else is interested in.

I wish I knew what my other selves were doing in parallel universes.

You immediately become aware of what your parallel universe selves are doing. But because the parallel universes are so fundamentally different from our own, you have no way of comprehending what you learn, and the new experiences drive you mad.

I wish I could know for certain whether there is an afterlife before I die.

Traden wrote:You immediately become aware of what your parallel universe selves are doing. But because the parallel universes are so fundamentally different from our own, you have no way of comprehending what you learn, and the new experiences drive you mad.

I wish I could know for certain whether there is an afterlife before I die.

Your wish is granted and there is one! You find out that the only afterlife is purgatory and it's really just and endless float in a dark void with you hearing the thoughts of every one else in it.

I wish I could find better ways to express myself.

Your wish is granted, however, you express yourself through dance. This obviously doesn't aid voice or text only communication.

I wouldn't mind invite endurance.

Cape_F0X wrote:I wouldn't mind invite endurance.

If I knew what that was I'd corrupt it.

Infinite endurance

I would corrupt that but this isn't the NSFW section.

Leeward wrote:I would corrupt that but this isn't the NSFW section.

I wouldn't use it for that anyway and there's no fun if the wife can't maintain the same pace.

Ivic_Wulfe wrote:

Traden wrote:I wish I could know for certain whether there is an afterlife before I die.

Your wish is granted and there is one! You find out that the only afterlife is purgatory and it's really just and endless float in a dark void with you hearing the thoughts of every one else in it.

That really doesn't sound that bad. Pretty boring physically, but being able to idly chat telepathically with other people for all time sounds sufficiently satisfying to me.

Cape_F0X wrote:Infinite endurance

Sounds like you're immortal. Whether or not that's really a corruption is to to you. Let me know what you decide a few billion eons after the heat death of the universe.

I wish that I could attain and maintain mental flow for a solid eight hours every day at work.

Your wish is granted, however, you now have no social life as you are now required to work between 12am to 8am, and you need to sleep all day in addition to doing normal thing like going shopping.

I wish I could go visit my brother in the Netherlands without all the issues that come with having a South African passport.

Congratulations! You may now enter and leave the Netherlands as you please, but you have to wear wooden clogs 24/7.

I wish I could see in the dark.

You now have nightvision but it doesnt turn off during the day and gives you horrible migraines.

I wish I had somebody to hug.

Your wish is granted: that person happens to be Adolf Hitler, Fuhrer of the Third Reich and supreme leader of Germany. Whilst you two are locked in your passionate embrace, please ask him who his stylist is - the one that suggested the moustache - and ask him if said stylist was not justifiably exterminated as well.

I wish I had the ability to manipulate spacetime so that all my assignments and projects could be postponed at will.

That sounds like a wonderful wish. I'd make it myself, honestly. Tell me how it works out for you! I'm especially interested in hearing whether you're able to get anything done without the gentle pressure of meaningful deadlines.

I wish I had a career making video games.

Wish granted! You're now trapped in a low-level company that regularly pushes out crappy license games based on semi-successful or trendy new franchises, each one of them generic, rushed, and entirely unfaithful to the source material.

I wish I could be a published author.

Your wish is granted! The literary work of yours that is published is that fan fiction you posted on FanFiction.net when you were twelve-years-old. Yes. That one. Good god, you should have deleted it when you had the chance!

I wish I could shapeshift between a human and a Utahraptor at will!

Wish granted but your ability faulters when in direct sunlight causing you to become a dysfunctional hybrid with the legs, head and torso of a human and the arms, neck, pelvis and tail of a utahraptor.

I wish to be a real lioness.