The corrupt a wish game

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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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your wish is granted, sadly your learn songs so easily you sing them non stop, you order food in song, answer the phone in song and even sing in your sleep driving everyone close to you mad.

I wish I could go on vacation to the Bahamas.
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Your wish is granted, however, being a tropical island it suffers a typhoon while you are there, the worst typhoon in recorded memory wiping out 90% of life on the island, just to add insult to injury there is also a tsunami which wipes out those who survived the typhoon. You do not survive.
The USA takes the opportunity to create a new state on the now desolate prime piece of real estate.

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Now you MUST work till 23:00

I wish I had Microsoft Word on my laptop
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You add Microsoft Office on your laptop, unfortunately due to the thousands of bugs inherent in any Microsoft product you get the blue screen of death never being able to reload or reboot your laptop again.

I wish true love was easier to come by and that gay guys were interested in more than just sex.
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Tall order there Asbjorn, irrespective your wish is granted. You find a very loving and gentle soul who is interested in shopping, sports, theater, good eating and going out partying with his beau. He loves you, you love him. However because of his various interests there is NO sex at all because he always gets distracted by the smallest thing. His other varied interests begin to weigh heavily on your wallet and the two of you fall into massive debt. Damn...well at least you have true love. That counts for something...right? (In hindsight I didn't want to corrupt this wish, these people are out there and they will love you for who you are. You just need to look for em. Promise. :D )

I wish I was lecturing rather than doing absolutely bugger-all at work.
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Granted. you are entered into a hall filled with 1000 students and your lecture for the day: the history of English. 22 hours later 400 students are asleep, 60 have died of starvation and i do believe one of them just gave birth... weird.

I wish i could just skip the formalities and get offered an acting job now.
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You get a dream acting job, the play opens to rave reviews and it is full house for the whole season. However, due to the copious amounts of on stage nudity required the only jobs you can get now involve no acting what so ever, but rather a number of photo shoots for low quality porn magazines.

I wish for an abundance of love, career prosperity, and financial security for all my friends and loved ones. (lets see anyone try corrupt that :) )
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Challenge accepted! Your wish is granted and with their new found love, career prosperity and financial security they all live happy go lucky lives never worrying about anything in life. they all go to the airport to get on planes set for the same destination but sadly the Airport gets bombed, collapses and sadly leaves no survivors.

I wish all the bad people in the world were magically teleported to a remote island.
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They scheme and plot and all their combined evil concentrated in such a small place leads to HITLERBOT THE SON OF SATAN being brought into this world!

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In drinking your second cup of mint tea you begin to feel a strange change come about...you are now addicted to mint everything. You scavenge in your cupboards for more and you can't find any you go to the store and you can't find anything mint related. Not even mint imps. Could it BE?! The apocalypse has started and the first thing to disappear...is MINT?! The horror...it is far worse than twinkies...

I wish they wouldn't rehash good classic movies and think that it would be better "modernized"
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They stop rehashing old movies Hollywood's productions are cut by half devastating the California economy. As a result the number of cinemas in South Africa is halved increasing the number of unemployed in the country also it becomes more difficult to get a seat at a cinema and they only show substandard cheap productions.

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Home is where your heart is.
*rips your heart out and sticks it in a jar and writes "owned by Asbjorn"*

There you own your home now...

I wish I could have a long thick tongue, don't care about the logistics.
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Sakul Ebbon wrote:Home is where your heart is.
*rips your heart out and sticks it in a jar and writes "owned by Asbjorn"*

There you own your home now...
I really like that one.

Give me time about how to corrupt your tongue though...
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Sakul, you get a long, thick tongue, but in a freak accident involving blind chefs it gets cut off and stewed, having been mistaken for ox tongue.

I wish that I had a plushy of Elyk
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Elyk wrote:

I wish that I had a plushy of Elyk
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Elyk wrote:I wish that I had a plushy of Elyk
its possessed by the curse of chucky and sodomizes you

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Your wish is granted however your second in command believes that she should be in control, she leads a mutiny and overthrows you. They keep you in their hold and tease you relentlessly.

I wish I knew where I will be going by the end of the year.
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Your wish is granted, only you find out that it's the one place that you hate the most.

I wish i could sleep at night.
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your wish is granted, now when ever it gets Dark you fall asleep regardless of what you are doing or how hard you try to stay awake...

I wish I could pick up boulders.
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You are now able to pick up huge boulders with ease, unfortunately you also seem to destroy everything else you attempt to hold, pull or pick up as you now have insane strength, leaving doors off their hinges, people with broken hands and your keyboard and mouse broken among other things!

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wish granted but now that your stomach is a black hole can you never get satisfied and need to eat eat eat until you've eaten the entire universe

wish I could go back to school and smoke more GANJA!
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Yay. You go back to school with five fat rolled cones of ganja.
Guess you should have stayed in school and you would have learnt that ganja is the ancient hindi word for hemp.
After you smoke your hemp cones, you feel violently ill, not at all high and are made to attend mandatory school anti drug assemblies.

I wish it was the coldest winter ever with snow and all across South Africa.
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Helios_phi wrote: I wish it was the coldest winter ever with snow and all across South Africa.
World War 3 breaks out and, after a short ICBM exchange, the whole world is engulfed in nuclear winter. The sun is blotted out, no plant life grows and there's radioactive snow falling all over the world.

I wish I was an award-winning author who wrote a best-selling novel.
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Scratch wrote:I wish I was an award-winning author who wrote a best-selling novel.
Your book on gaming takes the world by storm and soon you are contracted to write more books. The pressure becomes too much and you decide to commit suicide a year later.

I wish my desk was a cubicle, not this open ended bs with students tapping me on the shoulder all the time.
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your wish is granted, and you are given a cubical with a door and four nice tallish walls so people have to actually pull themselves up a little to see over at you.

Sadly the door comes with a timer, so you're stuck in that cubical from the moment you enter at 7.45 (punctuality is key) till your timed relief breaks at 10.30-10.40, 1-2 and 3.45-3.55... did we mention we turned off the internet... apologies.

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They start pawning off non-work-related tasks.
Oh well....

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All you wanted was U.P.S.
Sadly incorrect installation short circuits your pc while you're working on it. The sparks arc across your keyboard and off your screen right at your face. Melting your brain. Your U.P.S. just gave you downs.
Enjoy your potato life.

For my wish I would like to get caught in the rain with a pina colada
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All you wanted was a damned Pina colada and some happenstance drizzle for your fantastical dance number. Seems your worst fear can be realized. You have just been recruited (against your will by that one random signature that you gave 15 years ago) to play a role in a musical based on the life and times of Jimmy Buffet name Margaritaville. You are the one serving pina colada's to him and you dance while they spray you with the sprinkler system.

I wish education was a more inspiring, salary-wise.
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Education becomes the most well paying job in the economy, leading to a flood of eager young graduates wanting a slice of the pie. This causes the rest of the economy to collapse, as nobody is interested in any other jobs.

I wish that the world was indeed smaller in such a way that it was possible to drive from CT to JHB in a quarter of the time.
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The world does not get smaller, if anything bigger, with higher taxes on vehicle emissions all engines get smaller and less powerful with top speeds around 80Km pre hour meaning rips take so much longer. Other technologies are also under threat from various governments due to emissions such as airlines in an attempt to address the issue planes become smaller and slower resulting in longer travel times and higher ticket prices as demand for seats on the planes skyrocket.

I wish I knew why after years of unsuccessfully job hunting for something out of retail within 2 week I now have 4 potential new jobs, none of which I actually applied for.
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