The corrupt a wish game

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The corrupt a wish game

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Post by KatKry »

I can't believe no one's done this one yet.

Anyway, this game is quite popular so I won't be very surprised if you've played it but for those of you that haven't played, the rules are simple.

I make a wish like..."I wish I had a kite" and then you say something like "You get your kite but it flies away" and then the person that grants the wish has to make a wish and so on and so forth.

Simple? Some one basically makes a whish, you grant it then ruin it. So, let the games begin!

I wish I had a pineapple.
I think my brain just broke...
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You got that pineapple, but I ate the flesh first before giving you the middle part.

I wish for a psp.
You could of knocked me out with a.... I know you've heard this all before... Why, why, why won't world revolve around me?...
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RankHusky wrote:I wish for a psp.
But the psp is crap, so you get a DSi instead.

I wish for... World Domination!
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But Pinky and the Brain already beat you to it.

I wish I had super powers.
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But all you are able to do is cut the lawn with your powers

I wish could read minds!
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GoldFox wrote:I wish could read minds!
You end up reading your parents minds. While their bedroom door is locked.

I wish I had a bar of chocolate.
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The bar of chocolate has something in it that you are allergic to.

I wish I had a bottle of ketchup.
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You get a bottle oh ketchup but it gorws legs and runs away!

I wish I could fly.
I think my brain just broke...
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You fly way up high, and get hit by a plane.

I wish I had a dog.
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Your dog turns into a Umppalumpa and runs away

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But you get drunk and get a tramp stamp and have to get it removed.

I wish I had a pizza right now.
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When your pizza arives you see it's covered in fur and was liquid

I wish I could have a Tiger cub as a pet
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You get your pet tiger cub but he ruins your best clothes with them claaaaws!

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You get the laptop, but it can only run DOS.

I wish I had a watch to stop time.
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You get the watch that stops time but you find out whenever you use the watch to stop time it siphons some of your life force away.

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But she/he only stays for 1 second and then leaves.

I wish I could think of a good wish
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You think of the best wish in the world, but the moment it pops into your mind, you evaporate.

I wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow!
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You wake up look at the clock and see it's Saturday roll back into bed, then you realize the clock's battery is dead and it's actually Monday...

I wish my homework became illegal :)
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Your homework becomes SO illegal, you get locked up in Alcatraz.

I wish i had faster interwebz!
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You get faster interwebs but your modem melts, and you have to wait another year for a new one to be imported because they are an "exclusive" item

I wish .. hmm ... actually it's hard, there's so much i'd widh for, but i'd hate to see any of it destroyed ...

I wish my life wasn't such a big mess.
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Your life starts to straighten up, your financial situation becomes good and you feel like you are really achieving goodness with family and friends in your life... then you wake up and realize it was all just a dream. :<

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They only go on the thread to become trolls

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You promptly fall asleep for a week.

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Your bottom half gets teleported to Hawaii.

I wish for a pizza
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Your pizza gets delivered in the rain without a box ;) (insert obscure Weird Al reference here)

I wish there was more time in the day
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Your wish comes true only to find out that you are stuck in a never ending day that noone else seems to experience! (Ground hog day =D)

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your heart is teleported from your chest to your hand, tubes still attached.
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You Break a leg and Get Shot

I wish for a Tesseract
Three rings for the Elven Kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone
Nine for Mortal Men, Doomed to Die
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne
In the Land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie

One ring to rule them all
One ring to Find them
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness, Bind Them
In the Land of Mordor, Where the Shadows Lie.
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YOU MEANIE!! *looks up tesseract*

You get trapped inside the Tesseract and have to break it to get out

I wish for more wishes!
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your extra wishes become subject to 85% tax due to new wish tax

my wish: my wish to become a dragon is corrupted beyoned recognition
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