The corrupt a wish game

[SirenLeo]

Your wish is granted, a new ecofuel is created and cheaper materials are used to build the airplanes, unqualified technicians, pilots and crews are employed resulting in airtravel becoming the most dangerous but also the cheapest form of travel.

I wish it would rain here.

[Helios_phi]

Air Malaysia.

Your wish is granted. Enjoy your acid rain.

I wish for the magical ability to turn any rocks I touch into ice cream.

[SirenLeo]

Air Malaysia.

Your wish is granted. Enjoy your acid rain.

I wish for the magical ability to turn any rocks I touch into ice cream.

The irony is that it actually started raining here.

You receive the magical power as requested but end up with dirt flavoured ice cream. Stricken with grief you turn your power on yourself making a Helios flavoured icecream for all furs to enjoy.

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

Air Malaysia.

Your wish is granted. Enjoy your acid rain.

I wish for the magical ability to turn any rocks I touch into ice cream.

The irony is that it actually started raining here.

You receive the magical power as requested but end up with dirt flavoured ice cream. Stricken with grief you turn your power on yourself making a Helios flavoured icecream for all furs to enjoy.

What... no wish?

[SirenLeo]

Air Malaysia.

Your wish is granted. Enjoy your acid rain.

I wish for the magical ability to turn any rocks I touch into ice cream.

The irony is that it actually started raining here.

You receive the magical power as requested but end up with dirt flavoured ice cream. Stricken with grief you turn your power on yourself making a Helios flavoured icecream for all furs to enjoy.

What... no wish?

Fine.
I wish I had the ability to drain all the knowledge from anyones head so I wouldn't have this lovely situation at work *Starts breaking plates and cups running around room screaming and swearing*

[Raven Song]

your wish is granted... but then you start getting all their images, fantasies and memories as well... and what has been seen can never, ever be unseen.

I wish I could have more tea....

[SirenLeo]

You are selected to be a subject to test a new product, the tea tap! Instant hot tea, no muss no fuss. However as a result of over indulgence you end up with horrible teeth and are sought after by all sorts of people with weird teeth fetishes.

I wish it would snow here.... I want to watch the desert nomads have panic attacks.

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

It snows, the nomads have a panic attack, in an attempt to escape the weird cold stuff they run for the nearest shelters slaughtering everyone who crosses their path including all your work colleagues / new friends.

I wish coffee was healthy in large frequent quantities. (And cheap)

[SirenLeo]

It snows, the nomads have a panic attack, in an attempt to escape the weird cold stuff they run for the nearest shelters slaughtering everyone who crosses their path including all your work colleagues / new friends.

How is this a bad thing? If this where the case I would simply rebuild from the rubble. For you see, Father, you forgot to take into account that I don't like anyone here. AHA!

I wish coffee was healthy in large frequent quantities. (And cheap)

You develop a rare heart condition for which the only cure is large doses of coffee, due to this fact you are prescribed a cheap medicinal coffee that is the worst thing you have ever tasted and are no longer allowed to drink any other type of coffee without suffering withdrawal.

I wish I could hit people through the internet.

[rusted hydra]

You can! Just thrust your fist through the screen and it will warp to theirs and hit them in the face!
Cept one day you punch the wrong person and the grab your hand before you can pull back and... well... fire might be needed to clean your hand after that...

I wish I still had my old hair amount and colour

[SirenLeo]

You find a magic potion which restores hair growth and colour, but whenever you feel an emotion the hair will grow and the colour will reflect your mood so everyone will always know what you are feeling.

I wish i was back home. (And this is actually a real wish)

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

You click your red ruby heels three times saying "there is no place like home" unfortunately due to the heels suffering a deranged virus they hear there is no place like foam and you end up in a foam factory in China and are forced to work for below minimum wage for the rest of your natural life.

I wish there were a larger variety of non alcoholic beer and wine in South Africa and at prices which are not exorbitant.

[SirenLeo]

Your wish is granted with the invention of genetically modified microbes for the fermentation process, only problem is they turn anyone who consumes them into brainless zombies. You've doomed us all!!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I wish that I didn't have to work surrounded by a cloud of smoke.

[Titanreaper]

Your wish is granted but you end up working surrounded by vats of acid that spill out and start melting you away.

I wish I could fly like superman

[rusted hydra]

someone runs up and injects you with LSD.
For a moment your flying just like superman.
Then you die of a drug overdose in a puddle of your own urine and vomit

Don't do drugs kids

I wish I was abducted by aliens and experimented on

[Titanreaper]

Your wish is granted, they also reattach your genitals to the top of your head.

I wish some of these wishes were easier to grant xD

[jacojerb]

This game gets boring quick and dies after 5 posts

I wish for the Midas touch, except bacon instead of gold. And the ability to wear gloves. (No corrupting it the way he had it corrupted

[SirenLeo]

Your wish is granted but in a haze of passion you forget to put them on and end up touching your lovers genitals, turning them to bacon, despondent you lock yourself in a tower and scream at all the happy couples who pass by.

I wish I could heal animals with a single touch.

[rusted hydra]

Your captured by rhino poachers who make you repeatedly heal a single rhino and chop off its horn.
Such a cruel fate for an animal...

I wish I had breasts

[Raven Song]

you are given a pair of breasts... they are size Double D... everytime you attempt to jog you get a black eye. everytime you try to see your toes, you cant. you get your breasts in your food, in the way of reading, when you lie on them they arent nearly as marshmallowy and comfy as you'd hoped.

and men follow you around like wolves in heat.

I wish there wasn't a difference in countries so i didn't have to leave SA to get the dreams i've always wanted.

[Titanreaper]

your wish is granted, but Religion is abolished and terrorism now runs rampant with murderers at every corner due to the loss of border control.

I wish I was able to open wormholes to any destination on this world or any other.

[Ivic_Wulfe]

Your wish is granted the only problem is that with every movement from one place to the next you slowly begin to materialize with something new attached to parts of your body. Not to mention that the more you travel the less accurate the movement becomes. (Luckily always on land and with not more than a 2m drop but that's not the issue.)

You first notice this on your 20th trip, as you portal into a dumpster with half a living cockroach merged with your shoe. It is also at this point that the opening of the portal becomes unstable and you begin to port uncontrollably at any given time around the world until you merge with a taxi...

(Semi adapted from a concept I read from a Dean Koontz book)

I wish my company actually had proper coffee.

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

Your company invests in a coffee bar but due to complexity of the equipment they have to employ a full time barista resulting in a 10% drop in all staff wages.
As a result of overindulging in all this good high caffeine coffee you have the permanent jitters and can no longer type or write.

I wish it were easier to loose weight and gain the perfect body.

[Titanreaper]

your wish is granted, however due to a freak mutation in your cells you morph into an unstable mass of muscle making them tear and stretch as your body morphs out of control.

I wish I won the Lotto.

[SirenLeo]

Congratulations!!! You have won the largest pot ever recorded in lotto history!!! You are approached by our noble president you says that due to your ancestry and new policies incited you must hand over all of the money you won plus a late fee, accumulated over millennia, of R200 million.

I wish all shoes were comfy.

[Titanreaper]

your wish is granted but sadly the shoes you had on started to fuse into your skin making it imposible to get them off and wear any other shoes.

I wish I had a sports car!

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

Success You acquire a Porsche 919, one of the fastest cars Porsche has ever built also one of the more fuel economical due to its hybrid drive technology. Sadly this car is marred with various faults and yours bursts into flames within the first day of use.

I wish I could afford one of the beds I sell.

[Titanreaper]

your wish is granted, sadly the springs are buggered and they don't do refunds or exchanges.

I wish I understood girls.

[Ivic_Wulfe]

Your wish granted. Unfortunately now you are stuck in a movie that reruns itself over and over for the rest of your life. "What Women Want 2" (without the star cast and straight to video and with even more romcom-esque humour...starring Tyler Perry...also with a random up and coming Disney "Star")

I wish that animals were intelligent enough to learn human speech.

[Raven Song]

Wham! Animals start speaking in the native tongues of their lands... only problem its mostly shouting and complaining about how terrible humans are and what they've done to their land... to the point that the animals decide now that they have language they can create their technology as well and build large ships and fly off into space!!!

I wish it was easier to learn songs...