The corrupt a wish game

[Kalium_Puceon]

William is not impressed by your constant teleporting to him
I wish for computer parts GALORE

[Ryall]

Who's William? I suppose that's the point.

A room of yours if filled with computer parts for an old super computer. Your cellphone has more computing power.

I wish I could memorize an entire book in an instant.

[Raven Song]

Your wish is granted and you are as happy as can be, until you happen to glance across the book store at 50 Shades of Grey. the images suddenly pushed into your head cause your brain to explode with the shear crappiness of such writing....

I wish for world peices....

[Aeowyn]

Aliens with an enormous mining platform arrive and begin extracting large chunks of the planet, causing massive earthquakes and volcanoes (and tsunamis) and the loss of the atmosphere. all life on the planet is extinct within hours.

I wish I could support myself working one day a week

[Kalium_Puceon]

you get a job doing pushups once a week
I wish for a giant plot of land to blow stuff up on

[!3.0!3]

You get it unfortunately the plot is an old mine field and every step you take sets off a mine

I wish for a super computer that can run any game on full grafics with out breaking a sweat, with a batery

[jacojerb]

the battery dies within 5 minutes, and you need to keep replacing it

I just wish I could be happy

[Kalium_Puceon]

You become exceedingly happy, causing you to be put away in an asylum for insanity

I wish for no more life orientation at school

[jacojerb]

Aids take over due to people not knowing (but I totally agree they should stop it)

I wish I had a new harddrive, mine's committing suicide

[!3.0!3]

You get a new hardrive but it only has one kilabite of space.

i wish i got 100% every subject every year

[jacojerb]

you get abducted by germans to work on a secret project.

I wish more radio stations would play good music

[!3.0!3]

They all start to play really good Hindi music and you go insane

I wish for a pecan-nut tart

[Kurrichane]

you get a pecan-nut tart but it magically turns into an ompa-lumpa and runs away, you try to tell someone but they all think you've gone nuts and put you in a mental clinic

I wish for a chilled can of Pepsi

[Kalium_Puceon]

Your pie Is so old, yourr fangs turn to dust on your girst bite and cannot regrow, leading to you having to be fed intravenously for the remainder of your days
I wish for a mind controlled 7 foot tall dire wolf fursuit

Curse.you and.your.pepsi kurrichane
Your pepsi is.half filledwith mentos
Same wish as.above

[Aeowyn]

you wear the suit, only to figure out that it's actually controlling you, not the other way around. It makes you rob banks, do lewd things to unwilling victims and get thrown in jail with multiple life-sentences and no chance of parole.



I wish I was in Mozambique, on the beach, sitting back and sipping pina coladas right now

[jacojerb]

After your pina coladas are finished, you notice you have no way back, and are stuck there. You cant get a job there and are forced to live on the beach,

[jacojerb]

oops, sorry, I wish I had a bar one

[Kurrichane]

you get a bar one but out of no where a cat attakes you and eats it

I wish i had a cute cuddly bunny rabit

[Aeowyn]

After your pina coladas are finished, you notice you have no way back, and are stuck there. You cant get a job there and are forced to live on the beach,

FAN-FICKING-TASTIC! *builds a shelter and picks coconuts*

back on topic: you get a cute fluffy little bunny, but just as you're about to pet it you see a group of knights on a ridge, and one is reading a scroll: "Upon removing the pin, shall thou count to three. Four shall thou not count, nor shalt thou count to two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. five is right out!"

I wish I had 500 billion american dollars

[rusted hydra]

civil war and a complete economic meltdown renders your money worth less than the zimbabwian dollar

I wish I had a Landkreuzer (or at least the blueprints)

[Kalium_Puceon]

The blueprints are in the same language as the voynich manuscript
I wish I could understand any language(including animal chatter)

[Aeowyn]

the colony of ants under your house keep you up every night with their constant chatter, and eventually you go insane from all the dark things the spiders say to the flies

I wish I had the powers of Peter Petrelli

[!3.0!3]

You get them but they are so underwhelming you get confused and wish you never had them

I wish i could fly

[jacojerb]

biologists capture you for study. I mean seriously, a flying fox, good research material

I wish it were tomorrow afternoon, writing my last hard test tomorrow morning

[Contrast]

You skip forward in time to tomorrow afternoon, missing your test and resulting in an automatic 0.

I wish this cold (the disease, not the temperature) would go away. :/

[Aeowyn]

turns out it was Lupus

I wish I had a 3d holographic projector

[Obsidian]

The projector runs on Gold Bars about 3/per minute

I wish I not sleeping didn't cause me ill effects

[Grayhound]

They stop causing you ill effects however this means you take more and more pills until finally you can't sleep at all without them.....however you've now consumed so many that there's a shortage of sleeping pills and you can never sleep again....

I wish I could reshape reality using only my mind.

[Aeowyn]

knowing YOUR mind, this wish is corrupt enough already!

I wish I lived in a little village on the edge of a vast forest, and raised horses

[Kalium_Puceon]

You live in a village 1m by 1m on the dege of an endless forest and lift horses onto carts for a living

I wish for a wolf sized hamster ball