The corrupt a wish game

[Aeowyn]

you become a dragon figurine and spend the rest of your existence gathering dust and spiderwebs on a shelf
I wish I could conjure up any art supplies I wanted at will

[Kalium_Puceon]

All the supplies can only draw in white

I wish for a UMPC

[terror]

It arrives ... without a battery

I wish i could sleep at night

[Grayhound]

You sleep, but are tortured by constant recurring nightmares which prevent you from enjoying it.

I wish I had more money...

[terror]

I already am

You receive 100 million (in monopoly notes)

I wish me and Snowie could be at home today

[Aeowyn]

you wake up to the sound of thumping on your window. you peer through the curtains and see... ZOMBIES!

I wish the world was a cashless society

[Raven Song]

the world becomes a cashless society and i use this as a brilliant way to steal all your hay leaving you hungry and without a bed....

I wish i had a Big Mac Medium Meal right about now....

[Kalium_Puceon]

You get it through through your fax machine

I wish for...
a Starcraft HotS

[Grayhound]

You get it, only to find that the updated graphics won't run on your computer.

I wish they would make a third season of Gundam Seed.

[Faanvolla]

It gets made by the Americans. (I've been told this is bad )

I wish I had 3G signal in my room.

[Aeowyn]

a tornado blows past, ripping off your roof and most of the walls, providing perfectly clear 3G signal (OOPS it also sucked away your pc)

I wish I could see ghosts 'n' supernatural stuff

[Grayhound]

You start to see ghosts 'n' supernatural stuff, but due to the death rate since the dawn of time, immense overcrowding causes you to develop claustrophobia and eventual insanity.

I wish I had a cup of coffee. (My wishes are small at this time of morning )

[Chewbacca]

I wish I was perfect for my exams. Ugh.

[Grayhound]

Ok Chewabacca, nice wish but the idea of this thread is to first 'corrupt' the previous wish by humorously pointing out how it'll all go wrong before stating your own to be corrupted.

For example with mine for a cup of coffee you could have said something like "your coffee arrives but the heat scalds your fingers as you take it, causing you to drop the cup".

With your wish for example, I might say something like "You become perfect for the exams but the intense studying required means that when the exam comes you fall asleep during it and fail anyway".

Make sense?

So anyway, I wish I could become the King of Grenada...

[terror]

Grenada gets invaded by the British and taken over, you are forced to once again serve the life of a lowly peasant.

I wish I had a tablet that didn't hang or crash every 10min (so annoying)

[Aeowyn]

a stone tablet falls out the sky and crushes your current plastic one.

I wish I could get rid of this gut and grow some muscles

[Durosuka]

you lose the gut but your muscles grow so big you can't move any more

I wish I could manipulate electricity

[Aeowyn]

you gain power over electricity, but the next time you take a shower you give yourself a heart attack.

I wish I had the alchemical formula for gold

[Grayhound]

You find the alchemical formula for Gold, unfortunately you can't get any of the required ingredients.

I wish I had a spaceship...

[Contrast]

You get your spaceship, but because you live in Jozi, it gets stolen and stripped at a chop-shop before you get a chance to fly it.

I wish I had a nuclear thought-powered typewriter like that chick from The Tommyknockers.

[Aeowyn]

it goes nuclear.

I wish I had a pop-up book of phobias

[terror]

Due to the reality of the popups you fail to realise that the one on arachnophobia has been infested by real spiders, till the page pops up and you end up with a rather large wolf spider on your arm.

I wish I could finish my race car

[Grayhound]

You finish your race car, however when taking it for a test drive you collide with a tree (That came out of no-where) and total the car.

I wish I could control minds....

[Aeowyn]

you can only control one ant at a time, and it resists.

I wish I had every pc game ever made

[Raven Song]

Due to owning every pc game ever made... your computer pulls a SA strike and insists on a 12% wage increase.... rendering it useless as it's union is fighting with itself as always....

I wish i had a peanut butter sandwich....

[Aeowyn]

oh I could BREAK you... but this is the pg13 section so I'll leave it to someone with a less dirty mind

[terror]

Um ... Thats not me is it

[Raven Song]

I couldnt help it!!! and i got my peanut butter sandwich anyway!!!!!

[Gothic Collie]

Back to the game...

I wish i had a peanut butter sandwich....

You've got one, its about two years old tough, and might kill any one who eats it.

I wish I had a angel for one moment of love (Nightwish lyrics: Wish I had a angel)

[Aeowyn]

he/she/it (you haven't stated your pre-fur-ence) is named Bubba, and brutalises your rear so badly you end up in a wheelchair.

I wish I had a mannequin head to make fursuit masks on