The corrupt a wish game

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

You remember the name forgetting all else, whenever you want to tell someone something all you can do is sprout the lyrics from whatever annoying song it may have been.

I wish prospective employers would take my applications,more seriously.

[Elyk]

They do, and suddenly you're offered 1000 possible jobs. The anxiety of choosing a single one out of 1000 gives you a heart attack and you die.

I wish I could afford any camera gear I want, regardless of price.

[Ivic_Wulfe]

You become rich and famous off of photography and get sponsored by a new job for camera equipment.

However they expect a lot more of you and the job becomes a chore. (Read Cameraman by Sheenagh Pugh)

I wish poetry was easier to "churn out"

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

You manage to churn out 10 poems a day only to realise the more you write the less meaningful they become and the following you have built up quickly dissspears.

I wish I were noticed more by those I'd like to be noticed by.

[Helios_phi]

You are now noticed by everyone. You grab the attention of every person in every room you enter. Unfortunately it's because you can't ever stop doing those flamboyant dances from the village people's music videos.

I wish for.... umm... okay, I wish for a kilt. In my own Scottish clans colours.

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

You order a kilt at great expense from one of the most reusable sullied in Scotland only to discover when it arrives they used the wrong tartan, the design is more of a woman's skirt and the wrong size, they may have thought you a woman.

I wish there were no borders between all the nation's of the world and we could all travel freely and work wherever we wanted.

[SirenLeo]

The borders are removed but results in the world leaders arguing over who rules the united world, the world falls into chaos, the exchange rate falls apart and humans are left wondering the world in confusion.

I wish i had my furry tail and ears

[rusted hydra]

there is a terrible mixup and you get furry tails replacing your ears and a single furry ear above your butt.

I wish I was a vampire! yarr!

[Leeward]

Due to the "yarr!" your wish is misunderstood by the mystical forces and you become a vampirate instead, damned to sail and pillage the seas in a literally bloodthirsty rampage for all eternity, but only at night because sunlight burns your immortal skin. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of blood!

I wish the Dunning-Kruger effect didn't exist and stupid people knew just how stupid they are.

[Sev]

Stupid people realize that they are stupid, and they revel in that fact. They become even more obnoxious, even more stupid. Eventually, all of the non-stupid people can't take it anyway, and commence a mass exodus of the planet.

I wish that Taka and I would be tainted with demon blood and assume our corrupted forms.

[Ivic_Wulfe]

Your wish is granted but immediately you are killed by a man who was ready for just such an occasion.

I wish fish paste was actually tasty...

[Sev]

Wait, what? I was hoping for something more creative than that.

I demand a redo.

[Leeward]

Sure, that sounds like a good idea... In your newfound demonic vigour, you suddenly find yourselves in a frenzy of lust and bloodlust, and you and Taka end up killing each other out of sheer passion. The end.


I wish shoes and socks with toes were the norm.

[EDIT: I posted anyway because Sev demanded a redo... Ivic, you now develop a fish paste addiction. ]
[EDIT 2: have you tried anchovy butter? It's very salty but quite tasty.]

[Sev]

Oh, my Love, what have I done, what have I done! :'(

They become the norm and everybody looks as though their feet turned blue. Furthermore, these toe shoes are rather poorly formed, leading to the cutting of blood flow to the toes. As a result of these everyone's toes need to be removed. And so dies the short and horrible fad of toe shoes.

I wish that I could learn new skills at 10x my normal rate.

[Ivic_Wulfe]

You do, however your brain is unable to keep up with the pace after a while. You have a major brain fart and develop an inability to use any of the skills you learn even though you know know them all on a technical level.

I wish there was an easier way to reach people in an emergency.

[Raven Song]

your wish is granted in the form of a cellphone number tracker on your phone...

however the tracking device also allows the CIA and FBI to track your phone, and you're soon arrested for having far to many furry pics and knowing too many furs... while in jail you meet Steve. he's nice. just dont lose your soap.

[Helios_phi]

I wish shoes and socks with toes were the norm.

*shivers*

Alright, Since Ravensong didn't wish for anything, Poe pops out of thin air and delivers to you a writing desk and a Raven.

I wish for a more perverted and hedonistic world.

[Raven Song]

oops

[rusted hydra]

I wish for a more perverted and hedonistic world.

It already is...

Edit: Ok here: everyone starts humping with the first person they encounter and dont ever stop till they die of a mixture of exhaustion and dehydration.
You especially spend your last moments in a heap of corpses.

I wish I had a infinite pack of chips... flavor? Transformation!

[SirenLeo]

I wish I had a infinite pack of chips... flavor? Transformation![/quote]

Your wish is granted, but at a price..... The flavour remains the same and you may never have any other chips. It alters your taste buds until everything that you eat taste likes chips.

I wish I had the ability to destroy anyones clothes at whim.

[Helios_phi]

I wish for a more perverted and hedonistic world.

Umm.... It kinda looks like mine is coming true....both here and IRL.
I'm not quite sure what kinda voodoo Sakul did.... just... Thank you, so so much.

Now for Siren Leo.
I like that. Clothes destruction powers granted, the only downside is that whenever you use your powers, all the clothes in the area are destroyed, including yours.
For reference, see my previous wish.

I wish for rocket boots! Whoo hoo

[SirenLeo]

Now for Siren Leo.
I like that. Clothes destruction powers granted, the only downside is that whenever you use your powers, all the clothes in the area are destroyed, including yours.
For reference, see my previous wish.

I wish for rocket boots! Whoo hoo

Your wish is granted, however once you put them on you can never take them off! As a result you are stuck in the air, unable to ever come down to earth again.

[SirenLeo]

And for my wish..... I wish the world would become furry. As in everyone becomes furries and we live furry lives.

[rusted hydra]

A macro fur crushed the earth between her breasts.
Seriously. Its not a good idea to give some people their "furry life"
Some sick shit out there.

I wish I was in a coma

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

Your wish is granted, you stay in a coma for 10 years only to wake up to a vastly different world, peace, technology and all have progressed beyond imagination, even furry alterations are possible to humans, life is perfect. However, as you wake up you are handed a bill for $10 billion for your care over the last ten years as your body is so weak after such a long time of inactivity you instantly die of a coronary never experiencing the wonders a new life has to offer.

I wish magic and magical creatures were real.

[Raven Song]

And WHAM! Unicorns and Sasquatches everywhere!!! You are given the gift of magic like Harry Potter.

Sadly you are enrolled in Hogwarts which is more like Alcatraz, and as you are the oldest person in the class you are constantly teased... and then a unicorn stabs you through the chest.

I wish for free medical aid for all South Africans

[Ivic_Wulfe]

Your wish is granted free medical aid for everyone! Suddenly Americans flock to South Africa and begin to protest the newly formed "Zuma-Care" as a secondary republican movement because no one's budging in the USA. Also they steal all our cheese for no apparent reason.

I wish the news would sometimes air better "feel good stories" rather than fluff pieces about kittens.

[SirenLeo]

Your wish is granted, destroying the kittens sick plan of taking over the world with cutness and they take action. Enslaving the world and making humans their servants. Forcing them to supply offerings of milk, fish and delicacies.

I wish I could have Disney princess hair.

[rusted hydra]

All your furr is replaced with long, pretty, silky, Disney princess hair.
Now you look like Cousin It.

I wish I wasn't so dirty

[Elyk]

(not what you meant by dirty, I know) You become clean! So clean that your skin reflects sunlight and blinds everyone in close proximity, leading to your arrest for suspected attempt to create a reason to sell your mass-produced Chinese sunglasses.

I wish that air travel wasn't so costly.