ZA Furries

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:38 pm**

What do you call Galahad pedalling a bicycle?

... Fossil fuel.

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:24 pm**

Maybe if you pedal a bit harder you might travel faster.

Posted: **Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:10 pm**

Rakuen Growlithe wrote:Maybe if you pedal a bit harder you might travel faster.

What you did there. I see it.

So, did you hear of the student who brought a blunt pencil to his exam? I think it was pointless.

Posted: **Mon Aug 07, 2017 6:06 pm**

Motor sports ferrets ride what bike?

A Dook-cati.

Posted: **Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:58 pm**

The thief who ransacked all the school's mathematics stationary is still on the loose.

Be warned. He may not be aggressive, but he is calculating.

Posted: **Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:09 pm**

The difference between laughs

Ha - fake laugh
Ha ha - genuine laugh
Ha ha ha - sarcastic laugh
Ha ha ha ha - staying alive

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:57 pm**

Posted: **Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:23 am**

Did you hear of the blacksmith who was charged for counterfeiting a signature?

...

He was found guilty of forgery.

Posted: **Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:21 pm**

I refused to believe that my best friend was stealing from the motorways, but when I got to his house all the signs were there.

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:37 am**

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2017 11:26 am**

Son: Hey dad, why is my sister's name Rose?
Dad: Because your other dad loves roses.
Son: I see. Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem, Richard.

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:19 pm**

MY LIFE

Posted: **Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:25 am**

I bought a dog from a blacksmith. I knew it belonged to a blacksmith because the moment we arrived home it made a bolt for the door.

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:33 am**

Did you hear of the movie made about indigenous people of the British Isles?

It has become a Celt classic.

Posted: **Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:49 am**

What is the difference between a soprano and a piranha? Lipstick.

Posted: **Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:35 pm**

I wondered why the sky kept getting brighter and brighter...

...

... Then it dawned on me.

Posted: **Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:11 pm**

Along the same vein...

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me.

Posted: **Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:54 pm**

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?

... She couldn't control her pupils.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:20 pm**

Ek het 'n lekker SEKS lewe (sport, eet, kuier, slaap).

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:01 pm**

Bad joke corner