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Re: Bad joke corner

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Yaaaay! Stereotype type time! (Please forgive me CT furs)

How many straight cape townions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Both :P
Mew?
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Re: Bad joke corner

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This son of a b*tch wasn't wearing a helmet, some people...

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Re: Bad joke corner

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MontgomerySeven wrote:This son of a b*tch wasn't wearing a helmet, some people...
:lol: I love it! How well can you see how of those heads though?
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Re: Bad joke corner

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MontgomerySeven wrote:This son of a b*tch wasn't wearing a helmet, some people...
Ah but take a moment to consider this: What if that furry head is his helmet?
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Re: Bad joke corner

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Sakul Ebbon wrote:
MontgomerySeven wrote:This son of a b*tch wasn't wearing a helmet, some people...
Ah but take a moment to consider this: What if that furry head is his helmet?
If it were, I guarantee that it is not to CE or DOT approved.
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I just remembered this one:
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It can't be done, it's a hardware error.
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Re: Bad joke corner

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Two guys are walking down the street.
The one guy is a musician..... The other guy is also broke.
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Re: Bad joke corner

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Hahahahahaha!
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You guys wanna hear the joke about the hole?

...
...

Nah..you wouldn't dig it.

xD
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I would tell you the joke about the gay guys...

butt fck it.
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I could share a joke about a wall... but you probably wouldn't get over it.
"If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind."
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I'm laughing more than I should at these :lol: :lol:

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For the okes from Die Kaap:

How do you greet a werewolf from dah flats?

"Awehwolf" xD

:lol: :lol:

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How do thumbs feel about the recent developments?

They're opposed.
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Why'd the coffee burn the hipsters tongue?

Because he drank it before it was cool

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A policeman stopped me today.

As I stepped out of the car he said, "Sir, what did the big sign say back there?"

"Children, Slow Down." I replied.

"So why didn't you?" he asked.

I said, "Because I'm 32."
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An infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever,
one action causing another action that causes the first action etc...

These loops never happen in real life, unless...

A company CEO tells his secretary:
"Next week we're going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements.

The secretary calls her husband:
"Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time."

The husband calls his lover:
"My wife is going abroad for a week, let’s spend it together."

The lover, a private school teacher, tells the children:
"Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you'll be studying at home."

One of the kids went to his grandfather and said:
"Grandpa, next week I don't have school, you promised me that if I had time off we'd go to the mountains together."

The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her:
"My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we're not going abroad."

The secretary calls her husband:
"The boss cancelled, we'll be together, my love."

The husband calls his lover:
"We can't spend the week together, my wife is staying."

The lover tells the kids:
"My problem was solved, school is back on."

The kid goes to the grandfather:
"Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won't be able to go."

The CEO calls his secretary:
"My grandson won't be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad."
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Re: Bad joke corner

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What's brown and sticky?
A stick

What's orange and rhymes with parrot?
Carrot.
The world is slowly conforming to a new power and mode of communication. Memes. And Doge is king.
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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fwuffy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
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Re: Bad joke corner

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This may seem funny at first, but have it said to you for five minutes straight and you'll feel the way I did.

"knock knock!"
"who's there?"
"knock"
"knock who?"
"knock knock!"
"who's there?"
Etc
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I called Animal rescue today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
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Re: Bad joke corner

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Valerion wrote:
An infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever,
one action causing another action that causes the first action etc...
...
Someone's been buying funny money. :D

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Hahaha! :lol:
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Re: Bad joke corner

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I would crack a chemistry joke too, but all the good ones argon.
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Re: Bad joke corner

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Ryall wrote:
Valerion wrote:
An infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever,
one action causing another action that causes the first action etc...
...
Someone's been buying funny money. :D
That doesn't sound at all like a joke. Alpha-Beta Pruning is more amusing than that.
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Re: Bad joke corner

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MontgomerySeven wrote:
Ryall wrote:
Valerion wrote:
An infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever,
one action causing another action that causes the first action etc...
...
Someone's been buying funny money. :D
That doesn't sound at all like a joke. Alpha-Beta Pruning is more amusing than that.
The description of an infinite loop is itself an infinite loop, that was the joke.
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Re: Bad joke corner

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lol Leeward @ the argon joke. :P

Yeah. The loop joke was a whole fiasco with a boss cheating with his secretary, and getting screwed over by his grandson etc. It was amusing, but it didn't even need to be, because this is the 'bad' joke corner, Sev.
MontgomerySeven wrote:Alpha-Beta Pruning is more amusing than that.
Don't you come here with your jargon Mr, unless you want to start learning about securitization, and other fun things from areas other furs specialize in. Leave that stuff at work.
Hahaha! :lol:
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Well infinite loop is a computer term, so a CS joke wasn't entirely out of context.
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Yeah but it was pretty self-explanatory... and it even gave an explanation anyway.
Hahaha! :lol:
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So a man walks into a bar...

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Just heard this one from my dad...
What goes up when in use, goes down when not in use, tends to be hard, and drips a little when you're done with it?
An umbrella.
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Re: Bad joke corner

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Wow, apart from the dripping at the end, that sounds very much like something else....
I would tell you more about my penis, but you wouldn't get it.

(Alternative ending)
I would tell a story about my cock, but it's too long.
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