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- Galahad
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What do you call Galahad pedalling a bicycle?
... Fossil fuel.
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
... Fossil fuel.
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
- Rakuen Growlithe
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Maybe if you pedal a bit harder you might travel faster.
"If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind."
~John Stuart Mill~
“Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.”
~John Milton~
~John Stuart Mill~
“Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.”
~John Milton~
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What you did there. I see it.Rakuen Growlithe wrote:Maybe if you pedal a bit harder you might travel faster.
So, did you hear of the student who brought a blunt pencil to his exam? I think it was pointless.
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Motor sports ferrets ride what bike?
A Dook-cati.
A Dook-cati.
- Galahad
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The thief who ransacked all the school's mathematics stationary is still on the loose.
Be warned. He may not be aggressive, but he is calculating.
Be warned. He may not be aggressive, but he is calculating.
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The difference between laughs
Ha - fake laugh
Ha ha - genuine laugh
Ha ha ha - sarcastic laugh
Ha ha ha ha - staying alive
Ha - fake laugh
Ha ha - genuine laugh
Ha ha ha - sarcastic laugh
Ha ha ha ha - staying alive
Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist. Pablo Picasso
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Did you hear of the blacksmith who was charged for counterfeiting a signature?
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He was found guilty of forgery.
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He was found guilty of forgery.
- Valerion
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I refused to believe that my best friend was stealing from the motorways, but when I got to his house all the signs were there.
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Son: Hey dad, why is my sister's name Rose?
Dad: Because your other dad loves roses.
Son: I see. Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem, Richard.
Dad: Because your other dad loves roses.
Son: I see. Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem, Richard.
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MY LIFE
Duck face? i thought they were all just making fart noises when posing for pictures...
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith. I knew it belonged to a blacksmith because the moment we arrived home it made a bolt for the door.
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Did you hear of the movie made about indigenous people of the British Isles?
It has become a Celt classic.
It has become a Celt classic.
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What is the difference between a soprano and a piranha? Lipstick.
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I wondered why the sky kept getting brighter and brighter...
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... Then it dawned on me.
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... Then it dawned on me.
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Along the same vein...
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me.
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me.
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
... She couldn't control her pupils.
... She couldn't control her pupils.
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Ek het 'n lekker SEKS lewe (sport, eet, kuier, slaap).
- Rakuen Growlithe
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"If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind."
~John Stuart Mill~
“Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.”
~John Milton~
~John Stuart Mill~
“Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.”
~John Milton~