Infomercial
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:20 pm
[How would you Fursona's TV promotion look like?]
Tired of foreign animals?
And crazy colour schemes just don’t do it for you?
Then try Cape_F0X!
Cape_F0X has been specially crafted by taking a standard cape fox and changing nothing. Yes, that’s right; this creature already had the wit, agility and stealth to be symbolic.
He has no sad back story or emotional baggage.
He won’t destroy your home, in fact, he just might repair everything.
Other Fursonas go for R 2000 or even R 3000, but if you call now Cape_F0X can be yours for just R 999 including VAT.
But wait, there’s more! We’ll throw in this quality muzzle for when you don’t give a damn what the fox says!
Or um… you don’t want him to eat your food?
Warning:
Not to be sold to persons under 18.
Do not operate heavy machinery under the influence of Cape_F0X.
Tired of foreign animals?
And crazy colour schemes just don’t do it for you?
Then try Cape_F0X!
Cape_F0X has been specially crafted by taking a standard cape fox and changing nothing. Yes, that’s right; this creature already had the wit, agility and stealth to be symbolic.
He has no sad back story or emotional baggage.
He won’t destroy your home, in fact, he just might repair everything.
Other Fursonas go for R 2000 or even R 3000, but if you call now Cape_F0X can be yours for just R 999 including VAT.
But wait, there’s more! We’ll throw in this quality muzzle for when you don’t give a damn what the fox says!
Or um… you don’t want him to eat your food?
Warning:
Not to be sold to persons under 18.
Do not operate heavy machinery under the influence of Cape_F0X.