Strange outing with the Fur above you

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Strange outing with the Fur above you

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Ok, this is how it works, you will be accompanied by the Fur above you when going to place X to do activity Y because it will be funny and/or interesting.

Let the game begin!
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I go with Cape Fox to jail to serve time for racketeering. Cape Fox drops the soap...
Hahaha! :lol:
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Ask the warden for special permission to go to Brights with Ryall and buy soap dispensers, because I am not picking up that bar I dropped. We also buy the tools needed to build a doggy door to get out of the prison after time served.
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The warden is not feeling particularly merciful after he finds your doggy door. He forces you to do 20 push ups, the whole time eyeing certain aspects of your anatomy.
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The prison decency inspector notices the wardens gaze and decides he is unfit for the position.
Mew?
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(seriously guys? You just HAD to make his thread promiscuous?
Thank you Jaco...

Can we reset?)
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Yeah ... stay PG-13, please, and the thread is not heading that way.
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Hey Adagio! I'm taking you to go see the world's largest litter box. The Sahara desert, because I know you like hot places.
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Cape_F0X wrote:Hey Adagio! I'm taking you to go see the world's largest litter box. The Sahara desert, because I know you like hot places.
Oh! Ok! Sure... Heyyyyyyy!!!

No fair! Where is all the ice?
Where is all the cold?

I don't like this at all! Take me home!
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Buddy, less complaining, more going places!

The other option is going to the Icehotel in Sweden. Hope I meet an Arctic vixen to keep me warm, while you build snow men.
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Cape_F0X wrote:Buddy, less complaining, more going places!

The other option is going to the Icehotel in Sweden. Hope I meet an Arctic vixen to keep me warm, while you build snow men.
Hey! What do you think all the waiters will be at an ice hotel! HA!
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Chances are there'll be a vixen too, though!
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I shall be attending Cape's wedding with Adagio. Why will Adagio be there? Well, he has a special duty there. That involves flowers. :P

(Edit: For people confused as to what I am alluding to: CLICK)
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Hey! Cape! For the wedding...

How about Crocodile? Or... Raptor... I'm sure reptiles all taste the same..?
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Adagio wrote:Hey! Cape! For the wedding...

How about Crocodile? Or... Raptor... I'm sure reptiles all taste the same..?
Well apparently everything tastes like chicken so.... yeah I guessing he tastes like chicken.
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Azure is our friend, NOT FOOD!

Kspore and I are going for an advanced driving course and the canine who gets carsick first buys drinks.
Slowest lap time buys dinner.
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Cape_F0X wrote:Azure is our friend, NOT FOOD!
Precisely!
Then again, it is a bit difficult to eat an apex predator. ;)

Cape and I would be going to RobotWars South Africa 2017 with a product of our mechanical engineering: the robot that will win the competition for sure!
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I can already picture the carnage that will be caused by our creation. Can we name it Mittens?

We can also show our mechanical superiority at The World Championship Punkin Chunkin event. I can't remember what the rules say about railguns.
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For our second outing... We would go to a stand up comedy, and then rush the stage and steal the show with a marathon of puns.
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