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So the moderators get all the fun. They ban us poor furs when we get too much for them. So the point of this is to let us get in on the banning fun. Pick something about the post above yours and drop the ban hammer on them. Pretty simple. So who's gonna start by banning me?

P.S. Nobody really gets banned. It's a game of course!

zangelHusky is banned for making fun of the moderators, and for sympathizing with 'trolls' by referring to them as 'poor furs.' Furthermore the ban period will be extended to two weeks for associating with said trolls by referring to them as 'we.' The moderators here are volunteers, and are actually rather lenient. Never has somebody been banned who didn't entirely deserve it. Also, banning isn't 'fun:' it's a serious decision not to be taken lightly.

(Again, just a game. I did not mean anything bad by it. I am aware of everything you are saying Ryall, and to be honest I felt a little hurt, but that's probably just me)

Ryall is banned for a week for tormenting new furs on the forum who have little prior knowledge of his awesomely funny troll abilities.

EDIT: Ah damn it. SnowDragon is banned for posting as I was about to post, thus making my post redundant. And for knowing me too well.
<Banned a further two weeks for taking me seriously. Ryall is here for games and silliness. I thought I was supposed to come up with reasons for banning you? Sorry. >

I think that Ryall was already playing the game... Or not. :/

Anyway, I ban Ryall for being a stick in the mud - this is a very, very common forum game, and is hardly to be taken as an affront to our fine moderators.

[Damn, you beat me to it! I am banning both of you for that reason!]

Ban for M7. I was indeed already playing the game. How dare you double-guess me!

Ban for Ryall for being too quick to respond for anyone else to get a word in. Also I think we should do other things than just ban people in our posts otherwise we'll just end up saying "I ban A for banning B" over and over eventually.

Ban for leeward for not being a fat cow with an udder. Not conforming to my stereotypes is an offense.

Ryall you're banned for stereotyping cows as being fat. They have feelings too you know

Ban for Zangel for failing to realise that most stereotypes are justified due to the fact that they occur in the majority of observations. Their offensiveness is irrelevant.

I ban Leeward for her distasteful use of logic and reason, bringing an end to arguments through being factually sound is both boring and bad for the war economy.

I ban Obsidian for mentioning the war economy, when the Middle East is in such a fragile state at the moment, with IS possibly being able to attack Baghdad.

Three week ban for MontgomerySeven for using a misleading and seemingly arbitrary title. As it turns out, MontgomerySeven is neither a kitten, nor a ninja.

Six week ban for Ryall for living up to his rank. Ye be a Scallywag!

Ban for Sev for talking like a pirate. Piracy is a crime.

I ban the Dreamwalker for impersonating an alien with an engineered mind-controlled alien body.
<note: halloween themed post; may be confusing after halloween. Leeward was an Avatar. The blue ones from pandora, not a bender>

I ban the famous composer for using such a tiny font size. In addition, I shall be suing you for damage incurred to my sight.

Ban for the demonic creature for not knowing how to zoom in (Ctrl + "+" or Ctrl + scroll wheel).
Also I think we can guess the context from the fact that it's "Ban the Fur ABOVE you" specifically.

A perma ban for Leeward for telling the computer scientist how to use a computer! May Alan Turing's ghost haunt you!

Ban for the dotty white cat for forgetting that I did a double major, one of which was computer science, and that I am therefore in a perfectly valid position to tell him how to use a computer.

Ban for the cow for not allowing me to make a simple joke about a font size.

Banned because post count.

Ban this Fazbear Jackal Robot for his incorrect usage of the English language!
Good golly, man!

Ban for Taka for being a Grammar Nazi.

Ban for Leeward for being a symbol of the British countryside.

One is banned for ones unpatriotic mentions of her majesty's beautiful countryside.

Ban for the Depraved for using the third person when the second would have been more appropriate, and forgetting to capitalise Her Majesty's title. Also, I fart in your general direction.

ban Leeward for farting in his general direction

A ban for Ashley for not getting into the zeitgeist.