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Accretion gave me an idea in respect to a topic. Ask me any question and I'll attempt to respond as best as possible!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The same thing that you get when you divide by zero
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Am I allowed to post here?
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Will I ever be able to get a hug from you without being crushed half to death?
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Why do the people who care the most suffer the most?
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Depends on your Egyptian AncestryAccretion wrote:Am I allowed to post here?
>_> I'll think about it.MontgomerySeven wrote:Will I ever be able to get a hug from you without being crushed half to death?
Because they are also the people who have the strength to stand in the face of adversity.Leeward wrote:Why do the people who care the most suffer the most?
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Who is on first?
Seize the day, not your bearings.
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Is he? I thought the coach had him on first and who was on second...I'll have to go talk to him.FaanVolla wrote:Who is on first?
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Bench, fpppt. How much do you deadlift?
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I can bench an Alion with ease. But my actual bench sat at around 100, gym has been a matter of concern.Flaxney wrote:Bench, fpppt. How much do you deadlift?
My deadlift has gotten as high as 150kg and my squat sits at 120kg (considering this is about gym)Flaxney wrote:Bench, fpppt. How much do you deadlift?
I have also squatted with an Alion and a Rex that was Unrelenting together draped across my shoulders.
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All right. What does the fox say?
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Cider or Beer?
I'd rather be fursuiting
Suit up and it will make you feel better
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I'd assume something like yarf, yurf, yip or... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az80KVbVUSszangelHusky wrote:All right. What does the fox say?
which sounds a bit like a wheezing cough if you ask me. >_> Awwr...he's lonely...
Coyote Animosus wrote:
Cider or Beer?
Nothing like a good beer after a hard day, however nothing better than a cider for a follow up...
Uhm...default answer: the happy tears of a unicorn that has been freed from the grasps of a disgruntled Leprechaun.
So...cider
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Would you rather... Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat and talk about it ? Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?
hahahahaha
hahahahaha
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This scenario needs a visual aid by Kishibe.Dire wolf wrote:Would you rather... Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat and talk about it ? Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?
hahahahaha
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Haaaaahahaaaaaa! And so it begins...
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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would u rather have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair???????????
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What happens in the singularity?
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why is mini Minotaur deadly allergic to tar tar sauce?
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You are one sick puppy but I guess the first. I'm sure I can be accused of worse things I haven't done...Dire wolf wrote:Would you rather... Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat and talk about it ? Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?
hahahahaha
It depends on the density of the moon however, if it had anything to do with the financial status of the badger then the answer would be cheese steak.Leeward wrote:Why is a raven like a writing desk?
I believe that within the singularity there are a number of different similarities and thusly we can assume that the same nothing happens in every occasion.Accretion wrote:What happens in the singularity?
Because to loosen the jar lid one must be able to control both the gripping strength of a youthful and up and coming Judo student and failing that the tar tar infinitely expands within all mini minotaurs in an attempt to overcome the genetic defect of some sexual and depraved nature. (The rest is scientificalullar)Dire wolf wrote:why is mini Minotaur deadly allergic to tar tar sauce?
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When are you visiting cape town?
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Do centaurs have partly doubled sets of viscera or are they spread out between the two sets of rib-cages?
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Dude, that is pretty fcked up. How do you even think of this stuff?Dire wolf wrote:would u rather have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair???????????
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Lungs would be in the human torso, possibly enlarged to facilitate better breathing, enlarged stomachs, longer intestinal tract, reproductive organs in the horse area, secondary heart for blood flow, bacterial associations in the secondary stomach due to the size it would be a non-selective diet, high amounts of low quality food and a hind gut fermenter.Leeward wrote:Do centaurs have partly doubled sets of viscera or are they spread out between the two sets of rib-cages?
Uhmm...yes....and...neither...if pressed....*bites lip and runs away from the question*MontgomerySeven wrote:Dude, that is pretty fcked up. How do you even think of this stuff?Dire wolf wrote:would u rather have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair???????????
I would love to but I don't know whenAccretion wrote:When are you visiting cape town?
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"What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?Ryall wrote:If you could have one super-power, what would it be?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power to move you?"
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