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Accretion gave me an idea in respect to a topic. Ask me any question and I'll attempt to respond as best as possible!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The same thing that you get when you divide by zero
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Am I allowed to post here?
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Will I ever be able to get a hug from you without being crushed half to death?
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Why do the people who care the most suffer the most?
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Accretion wrote:Am I allowed to post here?
Depends on your Egyptian Ancestry
MontgomerySeven wrote:Will I ever be able to get a hug from you without being crushed half to death?
>_> I'll think about it.
Leeward wrote:Why do the people who care the most suffer the most?
Because they are also the people who have the strength to stand in the face of adversity.
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Who is on first?
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FaanVolla wrote:Who is on first?
Is he? I thought the coach had him on first and who was on second...I'll have to go talk to him.
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How much do you bench, big boy? ;)
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Bench, fpppt. How much do you deadlift?
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Flaxney wrote:Bench, fpppt. How much do you deadlift?
I can bench an Alion with ease. :D But my actual bench sat at around 100, gym has been a matter of concern.
Flaxney wrote:Bench, fpppt. How much do you deadlift?
My deadlift has gotten as high as 150kg and my squat sits at 120kg (considering this is about gym)

I have also squatted with an Alion and a Rex that was Unrelenting together draped across my shoulders.
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Lol! That's quite impressive! :P
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All right. What does the fox say?
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Cider or Beer?
I'd rather be fursuiting

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zangelHusky wrote:All right. What does the fox say?
I'd assume something like yarf, yurf, yip or... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az80KVbVUSs

which sounds a bit like a wheezing cough if you ask me. >_> Awwr...he's lonely...

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Cider or Beer?


Nothing like a good beer after a hard day, however nothing better than a cider for a follow up...

Uhm...default answer: the happy tears of a unicorn that has been freed from the grasps of a disgruntled Leprechaun.

So...cider
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Would you rather... Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat and talk about it ? Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?
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Dire wolf wrote:Would you rather... Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat and talk about it ? Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?
hahahahaha
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Haaaaahahaaaaaa! And so it begins... :twisted:
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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would u rather have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair???????????
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What happens in the singularity?
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why is mini Minotaur deadly allergic to tar tar sauce?
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Dire wolf wrote:Would you rather... Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat and talk about it ? Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?
hahahahaha
You are one sick puppy but I guess the first. I'm sure I can be accused of worse things I haven't done...
Leeward wrote:Why is a raven like a writing desk?
It depends on the density of the moon however, if it had anything to do with the financial status of the badger then the answer would be cheese steak.
Accretion wrote:What happens in the singularity?
I believe that within the singularity there are a number of different similarities and thusly we can assume that the same nothing happens in every occasion.
Dire wolf wrote:why is mini Minotaur deadly allergic to tar tar sauce?
Because to loosen the jar lid one must be able to control both the gripping strength of a youthful and up and coming Judo student and failing that the tar tar infinitely expands within all mini minotaurs in an attempt to overcome the genetic defect of some sexual and depraved nature. (The rest is scientificalullar)
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When are you visiting cape town?
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Do centaurs have partly doubled sets of viscera or are they spread out between the two sets of rib-cages?
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Dire wolf wrote:would u rather have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair???????????
Dude, that is pretty fcked up. How do you even think of this stuff?
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Leeward wrote:Do centaurs have partly doubled sets of viscera or are they spread out between the two sets of rib-cages?
Lungs would be in the human torso, possibly enlarged to facilitate better breathing, enlarged stomachs, longer intestinal tract, reproductive organs in the horse area, secondary heart for blood flow, bacterial associations in the secondary stomach due to the size it would be a non-selective diet, high amounts of low quality food and a hind gut fermenter.
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Dire wolf wrote:would u rather have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair???????????
Dude, that is pretty fcked up. How do you even think of this stuff?
Uhmm...yes....and...neither...if pressed....*bites lip and runs away from the question*
Accretion wrote:When are you visiting cape town?
I would love to but I don't know when
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If you could have one super-power, what would it be?
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Ryall wrote:If you could have one super-power, what would it be?
"What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power to move you?"
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