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a buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says: "make me one with everything."
Duck face? i thought they were all just making fart noises when posing for pictures...
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The hotdog vendor tells him that it will be $15. The monk pays with a $100 bill and when he asks for his change the hotdog vendor replies, "Change comes from within."
"If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind."
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That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works...

Also, that's an expensive hotdog, what's it made of, gold or some other precious metal?
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Rakuen Growlithe wrote:The hotdog vendor tells him that it will be $15. The monk pays with a $100 bill and when he asks for his change the hotdog vendor replies, "Change comes from within."
hotdogdownthehallway.png
Duck face? i thought they were all just making fart noises when posing for pictures...
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I found a Christmas present for Galahad. 1:1 scale velociraptor head.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/put-this-1-200-j ... 1790520270
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Image

I missed it!

NoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I also apologize for any OCD attacks triggered by the less-than-stellar crop of the top border. :3
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Look at this post

Now look at your elbow

Now back at this post
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I didn't say Simon says.
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Cape_F0X wrote:Now look at your elbow
NOW LOOK AT THIS NET, THAT I JUST FOUND.
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Woah, woah! There's no need for that!
I know I'm a catch, but you're taking it a bit too literal.
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D: I sincerely hope you did not miss the otherwise obvious reference to We are Number One, otherwise I may just have to disown you.
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I can neither confirm nor deny that I know of what you speak.
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Kids these days, probably think PE is a place.
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Cape_F0X wrote:Kids these days, probably think PE is a place.
PE? For me, it refers more to the class in high school in which I was an utter embarrassment (except for the running and athletics! My thin, lanky body at the time was for more suited to that). :P Being directly before the most overweight kid in the class, however, did help shift the attention away from me somewhat. :lol:
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But PE is a place :v

Especially in an Afrikaans school, what would PE even stand for there? :P

We did physical things in LO class. That's where the teacher said "catch me outside howboudat?"
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Hey kids, don't smear coconut oil on your eyeballs, it burns like hell!
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Is a Pokemon's evolution equivalent to puberty?
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Cape_F0X wrote:Is a Pokemon's evolution equivalent to puberty?
Its like that for a slakoth, first evolution gets him off his butt looking for girls as a roudy teen vigeroth but when he evolves to a slaking it's like he beces a lazy middle aged man.
For us eevees it's more a case of peer pressure.
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I'm so glad I don't have a plastic debt rectangle.
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Agreed! Those things are horrible!
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Get this rectangle instead.

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I stink therefor I Am.
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I'd rather not base human existence on human body odour. :P
It could lead to an existential smell-tdown.
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"If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind."
~John Stuart Mill~

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Place was amazing.

And that was a nice article
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This statement is false.
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So, our 666th member is named ElectronPositivity.
I guess the old insane pastor picketing outside the labs was right: science is the devil. ;)
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Nobody show Sev this. Or Adagio.





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Remember the safety word is "Mountain Dew"
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Good news, everyone! There is an electro-swing fan remix of We Are Number One.

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I know, I know - this is the most important news you've heard all week. No need to thank me.
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I have a suspicion that my neighbour is living next to me.
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