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the pointless thread
(just post as pointless and irrelevant messages as you can here. Stuff that would probably be considered trolling anywhere else. Just get it out of your sistem here and move on.)
I like grapes
We need furry smilies...
I'm out of tic tacs :'(
chocolate milk!
I like grapes
We need furry smilies...
I'm out of tic tacs :'(
chocolate milk!
Mew?
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I like chocolate milk!
This sentence is false.I'm all that's left of a BIZARRE childhood
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The cake is a LIE! >:}
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This thread is going to make my whole brain go WHAT THE HELL!
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I like potatoes...
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Adventure time is a massive waste of brain juice!
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If your goldfish don't bounce, you're not throwing it hard enough.
If you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear,
if you've something to hide you shouldn't be here.
if you've something to hide you shouldn't be here.
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Asbjorn-Phoenix wrote:If your goldfish don't bounce, you're not throwing it hard enough.
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That would be the very first text message I ever sent about 16 years ago... And my brother still has it saved on his phone.Punk-Fox-Dot-Com wrote:Asbjorn-Phoenix wrote:If your goldfish don't bounce, you're not throwing it hard enough.
If you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear,
if you've something to hide you shouldn't be here.
if you've something to hide you shouldn't be here.
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I see dead animals... no serious
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Ninja's Fight ALL the time!
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milk is actually cow juice O.o
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Tomato Sauce is actually a smoothie
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how do i..... oooohhhh, lol, dont worry. no wait, thats wrong. nice bunny, heh...
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Well, there is Faan...Punk-Fox-Dot-Com wrote:I see dead animals... no serious
Mew?
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Spiderpig, spiderpig does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't cuase he's a pig. Look out here comes the spiderpig.
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Time to change
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I once ate a apple.... no lies.
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There once was an anthro lion in the forest with a huge desire to go find himself a clearing where he could lie and wear nothing but a big grin while he did his math’s homework in his chromosphere undisturbed by the giant space hamsters, which killed the three word game but not before he woke up to the sound of loud dubstep rattled his eardrums and sent him on a vicious quest. This was certainly a night that will be in his thoughts for time immemorial. It started back in the haunted aquarium, which had previously been a base of operations for the brotherhood of Nod. It was soon besieged by the infamous chocolate Easter bunny. The bunny was was created by an evil dog who liked to practice necromancy while chanting the words Veni Vidi Castratavi but could not get it to summon his dead lover. He had an absolutely massive and colorful imagination which often backfired when he planned to give a friend a message He stared at the bright sun and said “I… because of his imagination conflagration, whipped out a very large rainbow and ate it. It tasted like dirt, sugar and many fruits combined. After eating he jumped down to one huge rave but then the didn’t like the music that was being eaten there and so decided to tell the DJ that he was an absolutely crazy jailbait accessory who had no nose which meant he could not taste his music, and thus that caused the universe to do a vertical half Cuban cigar, which smelled and he exclaimed, “the cigar smells” And with that his house exploded and he turned a double flip into a banana filled with chocolate. Aeowyn then roasted in a fire while everyone ate Kalium_Puceon’s toes which caused them to swell up into red canoes were placed three golden swan eggs which hatched to golden swan dragon babies which then ate everything we said thus ending this very confusing story but not before Greyhound quizzed us about the meaning to life its self and why he has curly hair. We honestly answered. It’s the noodles that gave him his fabulously curly hair which was also the meaning to life its self and not 42 or four times the square of 110.25 which also caused the world to devide by 2, thus a resonance cascade started which caused watermelons to become more tasty and then explode with tremendous flavor that sprayed all over Sunny and Aeowyn’s pretty little imaginary world of tulips and jellytot flowers to make flowers sticky for the bees so that they could eat and crap honey which is no good, when added to the awesome powers locked far away underneath the great pub, confusingly named ‘The Mana Bar’ selling heath potions suspiciously made from giant pieces of element 115, which is called Ununpentium, formerly named eka-bismuth. In the bar the potion cuased an outbreak of Clarksons favorite climmitia. “I shall pass” Gandalf says “YOU SHALL NOT PASS YOUR FINAL EXAMS” and so failing to secure employment with the most awesome company ever even though it was evil google. We passed through the obsidian sky. Greeted by space-marines who all cried out in rage “ You Stupid Dog” and then started a pillow fight, not just any ordinary pillow combat, but the ultimate Missileers Velvet Pillow with plutonium filling Which Resulted in the most massive building erection scandal to forever be built in the red light district. The first of the zombies came from the new military installation that killed the miniature giant space. Which could have saved us all when the explosion suddenly began to prematurely explode its molten marshmallow load, Coating everyone within Jz with sticky maple syrup which hardened into a giant mountain which is best described with the saying “Where did I go wrong with the volatile mix” In my pants of breathlessness that When released through the gluteus maximus legionary academy with the forceful energies that were awakened by bubble gum contained deep within the mysterious forest called ‘Pykrete Napalm’ which was also the home of stoned nomad fisherman; A young native fisherman was excitedly peeling back the banana skin too quickly, caused it turn a vivid neon green color resulting in total hilarity when an endless sentence finally finally found punctuation. “Thus describing the the beginning of how we all forgot to use our own imaginations which resulted in a clashing of very bid words such as magnanimous. Which inspired new and corrosive steaks made entirely from animal related products. This new mix of carnivorous aboriginal Australian Dingo’s, Mate! In the end the end began to end its very brief ending so everything ends back at the beginning of the end of the middle earth revolution a trance party enjoyed by all those who ate a carnivorous cake. So ends Kerban’s first trance party, so he runs to the moon, where there is nobody except his mom who likes to fiddle with her cast iron toothbrush, also used for stirring cookie batter till thick and sticky. She then lunged toward me. “Eat my tuna” cried her manically confused pet, Mister Perrywinkle Senior, who then leapt onto the shoulders and off towards some canned tuna. Perched perfectly precariously on a fluffy rainbow of doom. “Weeeeeeeeeeeee!” Exclaimed the rapidly falling parrot who’s only eye is a juicy shade of watermelon cream pie berries which exploded when it touches a tasty pie shell. This resulted in a very hairy pie made from bird eye pus and jellytot pimples. This, when consumed the entire world! The resulting zombie from outer space named “Jared the Irresssistably sexy flabbiness. He had one lucky rabbits foot tied around his chocolate milk can. Two giant yellow magically preserved eyeballs then snatched his rapidly diminishing life which hurt like
Its the entire three word game.
Its the entire three word game.
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thats.... um.... special?
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What the hell did i just read...
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probably the weirdest thing on the internet, weirder even than rule 34 of rocks and trees and stuff. weirder even than twilight fanfiction!
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And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks. to confuse the enemy.
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