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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
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Hey, I'm TOATALLY NOT your brother.- Luke Skywalker
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Is heaven missing an angel? Cuz you got nice cans.
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Wait a sec! I just realized something!
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Contrast wrote:Wait a sec! I just realized something!
Congratulations, Grayhound! You just joined the 1000 Club!!
Woohoo! Party time! :D
So my 1000th post was a selection of Bad LOTR themed pick-up lines....

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ha ha, I have one hundred and 69
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Hey, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, 'cause your face is pretty screwed up
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I know this doesn't really count but still :P

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Hey, Are you the sun
Cause you're hot
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Re: Bad pick-up lines

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(needs a backstory: our schools valintines dance tickets go for R70 single, or R120 double ticket)
Hey, do you need discount?
(my friend actually used this...)
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jacojerb wrote:(needs a backstory: our schools valintines dance tickets go for R70 single, or R120 double ticket)
Hey, do you need discount?
(my friend actually used this...)
Did it work?
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If I told you What's up, would you sit on it?
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Re: Bad pick-up lines

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Contrast wrote:
jacojerb wrote:(needs a backstory: our schools valintines dance tickets go for R70 single, or R120 double ticket)
Hey, do you need discount?
(my friend actually used this...)
Did it work?
Well, he did get the girl, but had to pay the whole ticket... Why the men always have to do that, I dono...
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.
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