Bad pick-up lines

[Kurrichane]

This is where you can place those terribly corny or lame pick-up lines that you know of, have heard or have possibly even used. Only looking for the worst of the worst, the badest of the bad, the ones so corny that you could grow them.

Have fun=D

[Contrast]

Ooh, I know a whole bunch of horrid pick-up lines! But most are too filthy for the PG13 section. >_>
I'll try and sift out some of the safer ones.

"Let's go back to my place and do the stuff I'm gonna tell people we did anyway."

"My love is like a tidal-wave and you're beachfront property."

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!"

[Faanvolla]

I have a bad one...
" my love for you is like diarrhea... I cant hold it in"

[Contrast]

"You've got 206 bones in your body. Would you like one more?"

[Aeowyn]

"let's play carpenter: we get hammered and I nail you"

[Contrast]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Let's go screw!

[Sunny Fox]

omg xD *falls on the ground and laughs* aahhhh Aeowyn and Contrast's ones are amazing xD
oh xD wow...well, i only have 2 :/ ...

"is your dad a terrorist? cause you're the bomb"

"may i take a picture of you..so i can show my friends that angels do exist"

x3 thats all i have

[Contrast]

"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply!"

[Grayhound]

I'm really a genie in disguise.....if you rub it all your wishes will come true

[Contrast]

I might be stepping over the line when it comes to posting these in the PG13 section, but they're so horrifically bad I just couldn't resist!

"I just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot."

"Hey, baby! Can I tickle your belly button from the inside?"

"I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag."

[Aeowyn]

HOLY COW! I love the tickling the belly button from the inside one... though for me it's more like give you a backrub from the inside...

[Contrast]

"Hey, baby! Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

[Obsidian]

Bit late but for the maths pick up line ;D

[Contrast]

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"

[Valerion]

[Contrast]

"You're like a championship bass - I don't know if I should mount you, or eat you."

[Grayhound]

"You're like a championship bass - I don't know if I should mount you, or eat you."

@Contast: Vore much?




not@Contrast : "If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry....I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."

[Contrast]

"You're like a championship bass - I don't know if I should mount you, or eat you."

@Contast: Vore much?

Actually, I think that refers to the more conventional, mainstream act of "eating" a woman. Slangwise, that is.

[Contrast]

Say this to a woman drinking Captain Morgan: "Got a little Captain in you?"
Regardless of her answer, respond with: "Would you like a BIG Captain in you?"
Results may vary.

[Kalium_Puceon]

If you're the matrix, then I'm the One.

did anyone notice that NEO is an anagram of ONE

*Conspiracy Keanu on himself*

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

Roses are red
Pickles are green
I love your legs
And whats inbetween.

So did God give you a name to go with those abs?

[Kalium_Puceon]

Is your dad a thief, ;cause that's TOTALLY my car you're driving

[Contrast]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

[Franky]

Still think the old movie Anger management nailed the worst pickup line ever.

Adam Sandler - "I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants."

[Faanvolla]

A dog-variation:
Are you my back yard? Cause I'm really diggin' you.

[Aeowyn]

*goes to jukebox and searches through the tracklist for a while, and finally selects: "you and me baby ain't nothing but mammal so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"

[Kalium_Puceon]

That shirt would look better stuffed in a vodka bottle and thrown flaming through my office window.

[Contrast]

Excuse me, miss? Could you help me find my puppy? I think he ran into a cheap motel room.

[Kalium_Puceon]

Great legs, what time do they open?
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

[jacojerb]

(cheesy smile) Ima fox! (giggle like an idiot)