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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
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True love is real, sometimes it just happens in unexpected places.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
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Hey, I'm TOATALLY NOT your brother.- Luke Skywalker
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Is heaven missing an angel? Cuz you got nice cans.
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Wait a sec! I just realized something!
Congratulations, Grayhound! You just joined the 1000 Club!!
Woohoo! Party time!
Congratulations, Grayhound! You just joined the 1000 Club!!
Woohoo! Party time!
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So my 1000th post was a selection of Bad LOTR themed pick-up lines....Contrast wrote:Wait a sec! I just realized something!
Congratulations, Grayhound! You just joined the 1000 Club!!
Woohoo! Party time!
True love is real, sometimes it just happens in unexpected places.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
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ha ha, I have one hundred and 69
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True love is real, sometimes it just happens in unexpected places.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
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Hey, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, 'cause your face is pretty screwed up
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I know this doesn't really count but still
True love is real, sometimes it just happens in unexpected places.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
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Hey, Are you the sun
Cause you're hot
Cause you're hot
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Re: Bad pick-up lines
(needs a backstory: our schools valintines dance tickets go for R70 single, or R120 double ticket)
Hey, do you need discount?
(my friend actually used this...)
Hey, do you need discount?
(my friend actually used this...)
Mew?
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Did it work?jacojerb wrote:(needs a backstory: our schools valintines dance tickets go for R70 single, or R120 double ticket)
Hey, do you need discount?
(my friend actually used this...)
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If I told you What's up, would you sit on it?
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Well, he did get the girl, but had to pay the whole ticket... Why the men always have to do that, I dono...Contrast wrote:Did it work?jacojerb wrote:(needs a backstory: our schools valintines dance tickets go for R70 single, or R120 double ticket)
Hey, do you need discount?
(my friend actually used this...)
Mew?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Cause I can see myself in your pants.
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