Random furry thoughts
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Not fair! It isn’t fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it’s got in its nasty little pocketses?
Hands she has, but does not hold.
Teeth she has, but does not bite.
Feet she has, but they are cold.
Eyes she has, but not with sight.
Who is she?
Hands she has, but does not hold.
Teeth she has, but does not bite.
Feet she has, but they are cold.
Eyes she has, but not with sight.
Who is she?
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I'm gonna keep my mouth shut here.....but +100 points for the reference to a certain book which I won't spoil.
True love is real, sometimes it just happens in unexpected places.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
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a porcaline doll
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In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours. In each house lives a person of different nationality. These five home owners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.
THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?
HINTS
1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.
Good luck
THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?
HINTS
1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.
Good luck
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The German owns the fish!
1st house is Yellow: Norwegian, Cats, Water, Dunhill
2nd house is Blue: Dane, Horses, Tea, Blends
3rd House is Red: Brit, Birds, Milk, Pall Mall
4th house is Green: German, Fish, Coffee, Prince
5th house is White: Swede, Dogs, Beer, Blue Master
1st house is Yellow: Norwegian, Cats, Water, Dunhill
2nd house is Blue: Dane, Horses, Tea, Blends
3rd House is Red: Brit, Birds, Milk, Pall Mall
4th house is Green: German, Fish, Coffee, Prince
5th house is White: Swede, Dogs, Beer, Blue Master
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Iv'e never been able to solve that kind of riddle
True love is real, sometimes it just happens in unexpected places.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
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Logic riddles are easy. It's the philosophical ones I suck at.
And driving riddles.
And pretty much anything to do with real life.
But puzzles I can do just fine.
And driving riddles.
And pretty much anything to do with real life.
But puzzles I can do just fine.
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Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go?
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It didn't go anywhere. The friends each paid $10, but got $1 back. That means they now have $3. The clerk has $25 dollars because he gave $5 of the original $30 to the bellhop. The bellhop stole $2.
$3+$25+$2=$30
$3+$25+$2=$30
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There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
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I remember hearing about that. I think the word was "angelical" but I'm not sure what all the meanings are offhand.Faanvolla wrote:There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
a - indefinite article
an - indefinite article
ang - variant spelling of angst?
ange - variant spelling of angst?
angel - mythological creature
angeli - ?
angelic - possessing properties of an angel
Angelica - female name
angelical - possessing properties of an angel
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Hmm... The one I was thinking of was:
- Startling
- starting
- staring
- string
- sting
- sing
- sin
- in
- I
But nice call on the Angelical.
- Startling
- starting
- staring
- string
- sting
- sing
- sin
- in
- I
But nice call on the Angelical.
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This is a classic.
Brothers or sisters have I none, but the father of that man is my father's son. Who is he?
Brothers or sisters have I none, but the father of that man is my father's son. Who is he?
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I didn't realise you meant a letter from anywhere in the word. Thought it was in sequence.Faanvolla wrote:Hmm... The one I was thinking of was:
- Startling
- starting
- staring
- string
- sting
- sing
- sin
- in
- I
But nice call on the Angelical.
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guess i should have been more specific...Rakuen Growlithe wrote:
I didn't realise you meant a letter from anywhere in the word. Thought it was in sequence.
*makes a mental note to add more details*
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@Contrast.....you're looking at your son?
True love is real, sometimes it just happens in unexpected places.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
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You are correct, Gray!
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This an easy one:what metal pot has no bottom or top but has meat in it?Remember,MEAT,nothing else.
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A pot by default has a bottom, ergo you're talking about a metal tube that contains meat. Also what is with the winking face? Trying to imply something with 'meat'?Captain Companion wrote:This an easy one:what metal pot has no bottom or top but has meat in it?Remember,MEAT,nothing else.
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A ring,thats the answer,i know youre the local troll here Fluke find some1 else to bother.....Thanx
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What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
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The letter 'M'
True love is real, sometimes it just happens in unexpected places.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
I do what I must; not because i'm certain of my own sense of justice, but because i'm not certain of anyone elses.
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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
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Go get banned again, Thanks.Captain Companion wrote:A ring,thats the answer,i know youre the local troll here Fluke find some1 else to bother.....Thanx
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U make good jokes Fluke,hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Where u get this guy?lol
He makes me laugh!
Where u get this guy?lol
He makes me laugh!
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Guys please lets try keep the piece here
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Sure thing Terror,im clean.
Fluke,dont take this the wrong way but,why do u hate me so much?
Fluke,dont take this the wrong way but,why do u hate me so much?
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Oh no reason at all.Captain Companion wrote:Sure thing Terror,im clean.
Fluke,dont take this the wrong way but,why do u hate me so much?
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Faan, its a hole
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I would say a water melon. One melon leaves many seeds on the floor :p