If you woke up in bed with...

[Ryall]

The scenario is simple: you go big one night, get your mind absolutely smashed on alcohol (perhaps your drink got spiked perhaps you're just a real pisscat) and you wake up in the morning, in bed next to the furry above you[ whoever posted last], who is fast asleep. You don't remember anything about last night or how you got to this point. What do you do or say?

The rules are simple:
1.Keep it PG13...
2.Seriously none of this, "Well I woke up next to Hank at which point I thought it would be a good idea to stick my **** ** *** ear and he woke up and started giggling and **** my **** ** *** ****. We ****** *** hours until I *** **** ****. So I went to the kitchen to make breakfast when he came up behind me with a hockey-stick and **** ** ** ** *** and ****** it ****** ** ***** deep etc.
3. But really if this gets moved to the yiff forum I'll throw my toys out the cot.
4. Have fun...

Fluke, don't you DARE post below me: I swear to god if I woke up next to you I would grab the nearest bottle of whisky and smash it in your face - GG no RE!

So...Who's my first lucky customer? Delicious hunk of (hyena)manmeat right here (but seriously ima stab you)

[Splicer-Fox]

Get out of bed,
Examine what I am seeing from a distance,
Pinch myself,
check if the hyena thing is real,
check if my pants are on,

Um yeah...
Then I guess I would interrogate it a bit,
ask questions like,
Where did you come from,
Did anything happen “you know”,
Can we be friends...

I would see it as a good thing, though I was hoping for a vixen or fox.
Oh well, a hyena is good to.

I know the hyena will look good “rawr”
because my standards are high... even when drunk.

[Wolfie-DMX]

*lies still, shocked, looking at the heap of fur lying next to me*

What on earth happened last night? *gets out of the bed slowly, does a self inspection, stares at the creature for a few minutes. Goes and sits in the kitchen to get some coffee and wait for the fox to awaiken where he would be asked a whole lot of questions :3*

[anoyomouse]

i'd wake up, grin and then snuggle close :3
cause morning snuggles are awesome

i wouldn't have to ask questions, i'd prolly be the one slipping something in the drink just to wake up like that >.>

no i'm not weird! o.o

*goes to hide now*

[Hargan]

I'd get up slowly so as not to wake the mousie, look at the bed and....


Rush off to play castle crashers on the XBox

[Ryall]

I know the hyena will look good “rawr”

Damn straight I'm good looking! Ahem *cough* sorry


*pokes the fox awake*
You don't have AIDs or anything I should know about do you?
No?
Well you're here now so we might as well make the most of it then...Shotgun the green-poison-knight!

[Aeowyn]

*Rolls over and rubs my eyes, then stretches and accidentally pushes the hyena out of bed, noticing him for the first time when he gets up from the floor*
"ohai... there... Want coffee?"
*hides the hyena's underpants deep beneath the bed covers*