Let's tell bad jokes

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Let's tell bad jokes

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I love a bad joke so let's tell some.

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I don't know if this is a bad joke! But here it goes anyway!

An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.

The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.

The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?

The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."

"What?? An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute."

The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"

The Devil laughs. "Where the the fuck are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Here, have one I remember hearing on DbZ when I was little.

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
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These are amazing. Now one I heard years ago on QI that's never left me thanks to its awfulness.

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what's black nd white and red all over?

a sunburnt penguin
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