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Funeral plan

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Post by Eylof »

(Cape Town Area)

If you are interested in a funeral plan to cover loved ones, I might be able to help if you are interested.

Assupol is a excellent Funeral plan provider and can cover you for extremely good prices starting at R70 per month for a policy.
*allot of benefits*

If you are interested,
contact me : and ill show you the different policies and
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shaun@ombcs.co.za (email)

lol just posted it to see if any of you are looking for a funeral plan. :D
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Haha, my parents told me to get a funeral plan after I was rear ended a few months ago.

I'll send you a PM later.
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cool no worries
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an example of the funeral cover.
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Post by Franky »

I get way to much of this on sms's and even phone calls. Just cremate me. If it's for some reason too expensive at that time which it shouldn't be. Leave my rotting body in front of parlament or something.
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But does it cover being crushed under a Fur pile?
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Or violently skyhooked?
Haha! Sorry Eylof... As of yet, I feel no need for a funeral plan. To be honest... The idea of my body rotting in the ground somewhere doesn't tempt me... I'd rather be cremated...
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You need to pay for cremation too... and the ceremony, if any. It's more for your family than yourself, really.

Personally I think I would donate my body to science, there's always a need for corpses for medical research and body farms (don't google that). Unless my family disagrees, then I'd prefer to be cremated. Either way it's not a big budget.
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I get enough of these spammed to my phone. I'm not going to pay R70/mo for something neither I nor my family want.
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That doesn't sound too bad but unfortunately I already have my own funeral plans or feeding plans or whatever its called...
Adagio wrote:he idea of my body rotting in the ground somewhere doesn't tempt me... I'd rather be cremated...
On being burried we can agree, but I also don't want to be cremated. The available options for what to be done with a person's body once they pass is very limited, so I founded my own. The only problem I'm facing with my funeral plan is finding a taxidermist who's willing to stuff a human.

Donate working organs to whatever hospital will take them. Flesh should be fed to the lions and skin should be used to make a statue of me (going to be put with the cubs when they first move out of the house so that they don't feel alone)

I find that to be the most meaningful way to go. It provides help for people on organ transplant waiting lists, provides food to loved ones and I get to keep helping raise cubs even after I passed... ^^
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