Contrast wrote:It seems that KissCartoon is dead
Yea I think it died right after I started using it, perhaps it was all the maledictions I shouted at the computer as I battled popup adds…
I’m pretty much over MPL now so I’ll just give my last thoughts on the matter:
So what’s the deal with cutie marks? Supposedly it’s that wonderful moment when a pony finds what makes them special… (Owo)\ yet there is a metric fucktone of horses with hourglasses on their asses… WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? That their special talent is being on time? Perhaps they were ALL building a time machine like DR. Hooves \(>w<)/ and even he abandoned his time machine project, so his cutie mark was like some kind of dud to begin with… and if that’s not enough…
Here we have my favorite cutie marks: Daph Uckinghill, who’s special talent is being surprised and generally caught off guard. Trouble shoes, special talent is having rotten luck and being the laughing stock of equestria. Fuck face, special talent is cussing swearing and profanity. Fatty Mc Fabulous, special talent is being a big fat fabulous fatass. And lastly, stinky stallion Steve… basically he exists for the sole purpose of smelling like garbage… if I recall, there was a pony with tartar sauce the cat as a cutie mark too… special talent, hating everything perhaps?
The entire concept of cutie marks feels to me like it represents labels and is meant to teach kids that there is a place they will fit into and they should limit themselves to what they are good at because they have a “purpose” …so naturally since folks tend to be useless till they actually put some effort into learning a skill you’ll get a lot of people thinking their special talent is something gay like being good at hugging or cuddling. just look at the bronie fandom… /(OwO)\ OMG! That’s what the hourglass is for! (/<w<)/ wasting time and or procrastinating… no wonder there are so many ponies with that cutie mark..
Still on the topic of cutie marks, check out these hams:
Fate drove them to being in a cutie cult for life, can’t believe they found a way to keep this lot together after their cutie marks appear AND managed to give them something to do despite their sole purpose being finding their cutie marks. I tip my hat to the franchise for recycling.
Oh and one more thing I better get out of my system too:
they fucked up diamond tiara’s character completely! Instead of relapsing into her snobbish ways and being the now slightly more understood uppity bitch of the school she goes and “changes” completely
GHAAAAAAY!
Now, off to Puck world for me!
Duck face? i thought they were all just making fart noises when posing for pictures...