How to *BREAK* your DM
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How to *BREAK* your DM
As requested by Anoyomouse, here is "How to *BREAK* your DM."
Hargan, my apologies to you first (as he is our DM ).
Here you can post all your stories about breaking the will and spirit of your DM.
Enjoy
Hargan, my apologies to you first (as he is our DM ).
Here you can post all your stories about breaking the will and spirit of your DM.
Enjoy
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Re: How to *BREAK* your DM
During a very recent D&D session, one in which I found myself about to join the party, said party was informed that six (6) people would be needed for the quest. Looking around the table, it quickly became obvious to all but the DM, that we were five (5).
After pondering our situation for a few seconds, Anoyomouse stated "We need X members for the quest, and are currently sitting at X-1, therefore upon acquiring one more member, we shall be at X." Thus proving that maths did in fact beat Hargan, and we're still waiting for a comeback...
After pondering our situation for a few seconds, Anoyomouse stated "We need X members for the quest, and are currently sitting at X-1, therefore upon acquiring one more member, we shall be at X." Thus proving that maths did in fact beat Hargan, and we're still waiting for a comeback...
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Re: How to *BREAK* your DM
Also, to note, I started speaking simple english, like we had to meet our fellow adventurer, so i was like "Simple greeting", "ask if want to be in the group"
yeah, it went silly, it was fun
Of course, we await the DMs reaction
yeah, it went silly, it was fun
Of course, we await the DMs reaction
~~~(___^> *squeak*
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Re: How to *BREAK* your DM
I played an elven hooker once.
I'm all that's left of a BIZARRE childhood
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Re: How to *BREAK* your DM
The most infuriating thing for me is when the heroes go bad. You've got this whole plot worked out about the Villain about to take-over/destroy the world, and he offers the heroes limitless wealth to just walk away/join him.....and the corrupt b******s agree! Gaah!
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Re: How to *BREAK* your DM
harvesting organs from every monster you kill (in the hope that they might have some use eventually) will also pretty quickly break a DM...
I'm all that's left of a BIZARRE childhood
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Re: How to *BREAK* your DM
Last night we ended up stripping our dwarf naked and lubricating him with organs to shove him through a tiny vent to use him as a spy..... It didn't work.
Was my first actual full on game of DnD. It was more fun than I thought it would be.
Was my first actual full on game of DnD. It was more fun than I thought it would be.
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Re: How to *BREAK* your DM
The gaming section doesn't really have a humour section so I'll just leave this here as it's pertinent to DnD
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