John Oliver on Televangelists

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This is incredible stuff.

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Taka and I watched it last night - absolutely brilliant.
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my mother keeps up on it and i love his videos so much
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In respect to this!

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Absolutely sickening...
People are SICK!
there is something very wrong with the church. Exploiting and extorting people. Shameful.
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Love it ^w^
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Some guy just walked into my shop asking if I can re-engrave his cross cause he loves the cross, but he doesn't really like the person that gave it to him anymore......
(His church must really be earning their tithings with all the eternal love and forgiveness sermons)
What was engraved on it you ask?
Song of songs 8:6
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Helios_phi wrote:Song of songs 8:6
Place me like a seal over your heart,
like a seal on your arm;
for love is as strong as death,
its jealousy unyielding as the grave.
It burns like blazing fire,
like a mighty flame.
How huge is that guy's cross to fit all that?
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Big enough to fit 17 letters including spaces.
'Song of songs 8:6'
In case your wondering how small I can go thou, I can probably fit the Lords prayer on a 20c coin.
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In related news, Trevor Noah has been bombing on American TV. The Daily Show's viewings are down 33%.
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Bombing? The parts I've seen have been pretty good. Also it's not surprising for viewers to drop after a popular host leaves.
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Sev wrote:Trevor Noah
i can’t stand the way he laughs his ass off for his own jokes... i mean sheesh, he must have herd those same jokes like a bazillion times already!

also, 9 out of 10 scientists say televangelism causes cancer!
Duck face? i thought they were all just making fart noises when posing for pictures...
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Animew wrote:
Sev wrote:Trevor Noah
i can’t stand the way he laughs his ass off for his own jokes... i mean sheesh, he must have herd those same jokes like a bazillion times already!

also, 9 out of 10 scientists say televangelism causes cancer!
Asked my friends who are studying science. 9 out of 10 did indeed agree with your statement

Only 3 out of 10 engineers agreed though...
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jacojerb wrote: Only 3 out of 10 engineers agreed though...
<_< engineers are like that, all a bunch of optimists! that’s why they have cancer.
Duck face? i thought they were all just making fart noises when posing for pictures...
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Koda wrote:Absolutely sickening...
People are SICK!
there is something very wrong with the church. Exploiting and extorting people. Shameful.
No Koda, it is not "the church" that you can blame for this...

it's a small select group who are fucking it up.

that's like saying "It's Germany in it's entireties fault World War 2 happened. Not just the Nazi's who did the wrong stuff... but the whole, every damned one of them, of Germany."

No, the church is not perfect. But it's people like Televangilsts who run around exploiting shit that make it even less perfect.
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Ravensong wrote:it's a small select group who are fucking it up.

that's like saying "It's Germany in it's entireties fault World War 2 happened. Not just the Nazi's who did the wrong stuff... but the whole, every damned one of them, of Germany."

No, the church is not perfect. But it's people like Televangilsts who run around exploiting shit that make it even less perfect.
I know of far too many people who have been wronged by their churches (financially, by psychological abuse, and otherwise) to believe that. I think there is something fundamentally wrong with organised religion, because in any situation there is always someone who will abuse their power/authority/charisma for their own benefit. Yes, there may be a significant number of establishments that work properly and fairly under a given organised belief system, but the system itself is what is flawed. To use your Nazi Germany analogy, I'm saying the fact that Hitler was allowed to remain in power once his true nature/intentions were put to light was the flaw in the system. Just like televangelists are allowed to continue existing.
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Ravensong wrote:that's like saying "It's Germany in it's entireties fault World War 2 happened. Not just the Nazi's who did the wrong stuff... but the whole, every damned one of them, of Germany."
I get you. Let's just blame the Germans that participated...
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Wait... that's all of them.
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Helios_phi wrote: I get you. Let's just blame the Germans that participated...

Wait... that's all of them.
can you really blame them? they believed all the stuff that Hitler was saying because... well shit, no one was providing any good alternative info at the time that they had access to.
propaganda can make people believe anything no matter how ridiculous. just look at America, they still believe that "terrorists" blew up the world trade center.
same with most organized religion. if you are raised thinking there is some angry dude in the sky that's gonna smite you if you don’t pay the church, you sure as fuck ain’t going to chance finding out if it’s true or not.
Duck face? i thought they were all just making fart noises when posing for pictures...
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