Three Limericks for Punk-Fox

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Three Limericks for Punk-Fox

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There once was a Fox named Punk
She really had a whole lot of spunk
She was loved by a Bat
Because she’s all that
And his love will never be sunk

A Bat and a Fox in Jozi
Together with a future all rosy
They’ll go bump in the night
Give the neighbours a fright
Snuggled together all cosy

There once was a guy named Shawn
He liked to hang out on my lawn
He was a green-bearded midget
Who’d flip his middle digit
That bastardly drunk of a leprechaun
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HEHEHEH.... drunken leprechaun.... hehehe... i liked that :D
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1st Verse...awwww
2nd Verse...awwww
3rd Verse...???
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The third one is kinda weird and doesn't read nearly as well as the other two. That spunk line is kinda ambiguous... On a related note did you see my limerick story in the yiffy section?
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they not really related... thats the point.... and besides... how can you not like a Leprichaun :lol: I love them and thats all that counts (sticks tongue out at the others cheekily)
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The third one came by special request, and what my Fox wants, my Fox gets. :)
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told you Leprechauns were cool
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