The corrupt a wish game

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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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Post by Sa1tflat »

Your wish is granted but you are born and raised in a zoo. You die in childbirth and your children suffer the same fate.

I wish that I could not get injured in any way (I still age)
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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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Your wish is granted. You are now indestructible. However, you desperately need surgery, but no scalpel can incise your flesh. You therefore die of a malignant tumour that could have been surgically removed.

I wish it were Friday already.
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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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Wish granted! It's the friday before your next exam! You skipped an entire semester!

I wish I could see and interact with radio waves at will.
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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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Granted! The physiology of your eye has changed: your range of vision is no longer in the visible part of the electromagnetic spectrum, but the lower-frequency radio wave part! You can now see radio waves!

... Except you can no longer see 'visible' light and are thus partially blind, and you are now quite likely to get run over at a pedestrian crossing. :P

I wish that I did not need to sleep.
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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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Post by Asbjorn-phoenix »

Your wish is granted, you never need to sleep but still need to maintain energy levels, as a result you die a very early death due to the huge amounts of energy drinks you have started to consume.

I wish I could selectively wipe certain parts of my mind involving intimate relationships.
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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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Post by Kievvu »

Granted but all your wiped memories now reside in a Pensieve that can be accessed by literally anyone who can get close to it.

I wish that I didn't live so far from Kirtaro
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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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Post by jacojerb »

Good news! The Western Cape has officially been renamed "Kirtaro". You now live inside Kirtaro

I wish there was no time difference between Thailand and S-A... Most of my friends only wake up when it's lunch time here...
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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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Don't mind me, just a quick somewhat related non-sequitur.

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Re: The corrupt a wish game

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Post by Asbjorn-phoenix »

Your wish is granted, Thailand and SA are now on the same timeline, however, this only became possible due to an unprecedented massive tectonic movement, you and 100's of milions die in the process.

I wish I would hear back about the MTN job so I can have enough money to get back to gym.
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