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Things you can say about your car, but not your Fursona

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I had it fixed last week.
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I have a Fursona :lol:
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Cape_F0X wrote:I had it fixed last week.
ROFL!!!

How about "She's a beaute"
And then there's the swearing...
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It's red.
It's left-handed.
It smokes like a chimney.
It's got loads of junk in the trunk.

It's a piece of shit, I hate it, I can't wait to get rid of it.
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It's not very tail happy.
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Can run out of fuel
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Its (cam)shaft is no longer working.

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Look at this dip stick!
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Needs a Paint job
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Sure, I'll let you borrow it!
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Brutallis wrote:Needs a rim job
Ey! Keep it SFW!
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Brutallis wrote:Needs a Paint job
Sorry, typo
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Has a licence plate
Has a cup holder
Owned by my parents on paper...

I have to note, it is EXTREMELY hard to keep this Sfw
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He sleeps in the garage.
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Does not come from hell
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The first owner was the government.
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The first owner really abused the interior.
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It is a 2008 model
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Dude now you're just describing your car...
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This is hard ok, I'm trying SUPER hard not to say anything over PG-13!
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There's a positive reaction when I step on it.
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She weighs over a ton and gets around by rolling.
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No, Lee. It is things you can say about your car, but not your fursona - not the other way around!

... Juuuust kidding. :P I could not resist.
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Smoke comes out of the back end
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It's been pulled over by the police.

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I left it in SA when I moved and now my mother uses it sometimes.
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She has lots of gas?
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Cape_F0X wrote:( All Leeward's posts are priceless! :D )
Why thank you :3

It used to be my mom's.
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Leeward wrote:It's red.
It's left-handed.
It smokes like a chimney.
It's got loads of junk in the trunk.

It's a piece of shit, I hate it, I can't wait to get rid of it.
And now that you're earning a handsome salary, you can afford to.

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I don't own a car, but I'll compare it to one of my bikes.

One get's ridden and the other rides.
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Sev wrote:
Leeward wrote:It's a piece of shit, I hate it, I can't wait to get rid of it.
And now that you're earning a handsome salary, you can afford to.
I know, I've been planning to, but I think I'll wait until my position is secure first.
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