3 Word Game
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Eyes shooting lasers
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[Eyes, shooting lasers]
at innocent bystanders.
at innocent bystanders.
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the now famous
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considerate bowing ninja
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Who bowed constantly
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walking all hunched
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Exposed vertibrae on
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...their ribs. But...
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they had issue
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they had lunch
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At an expensive
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frozen yogurt shop
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With strange flavours
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But then suddenly
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The shop blasted
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really loud muzak
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And it exploded
For the most part, it is pointless to be sad in life.
Because sad spelt backwards is das
And das not good
Because sad spelt backwards is das
And das not good
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Into heavy metal
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And classical music
For the most part, it is pointless to be sad in life.
Because sad spelt backwards is das
And das not good
Because sad spelt backwards is das
And das not good
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A new genre
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That was called
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Metsic head-bang mouse
I know this is in games and silliness, but you want me to explain the above terms?
I know this is in games and silliness, but you want me to explain the above terms?
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The Story Up till now!!!
There once was an anthro lion in the forest with a huge desire to go find himself a clearing where he could lie and wear nothing but a big grin while he did his maths homework in his chromosphere undisturbed by the giant space hamsters which killed the three word game. But not before he woke up to the sound of loud dubstep rattled his eardrums and sent him on a vicious quest. This was certainly a night that will be in his thoughts For Time immemorial. It started back in the haunted aquarium, which had previously been a base of operations for the brotherhood of Nod. It was soon besieged by the infamous chocolate Easter bunny! The bunny was was created by an evil dog who liked to practice necromancy while chanting the words Veni Vidi Castratavi but could not get it to summon his dead Lover. He had an absolutely massive and colourful imagination which often backfired when he planned to give a friend a massage. He stared at the bright sun and said, “I” Because of his imagination conflagration, he whipped out a Very Large Rainbow and ate it. It tasted like dirt, sugar and many fruits combined. After eating, he jumped down to one huge rave but then the didn't like the music that was being eaten there and so decided to tell the DJ that he was an absolutly crazy jailbait accesorry who had no nose which meant he could not Taste his Music, and thus that caused the universe to do a Vertical half cuban cigar, which smelled and he exclaimed "This Cigar Smells!" and with that his house exploded and he turned a double flip into a banana filled with chocolate Aeowyn then roasted in a fire while everyone ate Kalium_Puceon's toes which caused them to swell up. Into Red Canoes were placed three golden swan eggs which hatched to golden swan dragonbabies which then ate everything we said. Thus ending this very confusing story but not before Grayhound quizzed us about the meaning to life itself and why he had curly hair. We honestly answered "It's the Noodles that gave him his fabulously curly hair which was also the meaning to life itself, and not 42, or four times the square of 110.25, which also caused the world to divide by 2, thus a resonance cascade started which caused waterlemons tasty and then explode with tremendous flavor that sprayed all over Sunny and Aeowyn's pretty little imaginary world. Of Tulips and Jellytot flowers to make flowers sticky for the bees so that they could eat and cr*p honey which is no good, when added to The awesome powers locked far away Underneath the great pub, confusingly named 'The Mana Bar' selling health potions suspiciously made from, giant pieces of Element 115, which is called Ununpentium , formerly named eka-bismuth. In the bar the potion caused an outbreak of Clarkson's favourite climmitia "I shall pass" Gandalf says " YOU SHALL NOT PASS YOUR FINAL EXAMS" and so, failing to secure employment with the most awesome company ever even though it was evil Google we passed through the obsidian sky greeted by space-marines who all cried out in rage "You Stupid Dog!!!" And then started a pillow fight ,not just any ordinary pillow combat , but the ultimate Missileers Velvet Pillow with plutonium filling which resulted in the most massive building erection scandal to forever be built in the red light district. The first of the zombies came from the new Military type installation that killed the miniature giant space which could have saved us all when the explosion suddenly began to prematurely explode its molten marshmallow load coating everyone within Jz with sticky maple syrup which hardened into a giant mountain that Is best described with the saying "Where did I go wrong with the volatile mix" in my pants of breathlessness that when released through the gluteus maximus legionary academy with the forceful energies that were awakened by bubble gum contained deep within the mysterious forest Called Pykrete Napalm which was also the home of stoned nomad fishermen; a young native fisherman, was exitedly peeling back the banana skin too quickly caused it turn a vivid neon green colour resulting in total hilarity when an Endless sentance finally found punctuation. " Thus describing the beginning of how we all forgot to use our own imaginations which resulted ina clashing of very big words such as magnanimous which inspired new and corrosive steaks made entirely from animal-related products, . This new mix of carnivouris aboriginal Australian Dingos, Mate! In the end the end began to end it's very brief ending. So everything ends back at the beginning of the end of the middle earth revolution a trance party enjoyed by all those who ate a carnivorous cake. So ends Kerban's first trance party. So he runs to the moon where there's nobody except his mom. Who likes to fiddle with her cast iron toothbrush , also used for stirring cookie batter till thick and sticky. She then lunged toward me "Eat my tuna!" Cried her maniacally confused pet, named Mister Perrywinkle Senior , who then leapt onto the shoulders and off towards some canned tuna. Perched perfectly precariously on a fluffy rainbow of doom . "Weeeeeeeeeeeee!" exclaimed the rapidly falling parrot who's only eye is a juicy shade of watermelon cream pie berries which exploded when it touches a tasty pie shell . This resulted in a very hairy pie made from bird eye pus and jellytot pimples. This, when consumed the entire world! The resulting zombie from outer space Named "jared the irresssistably sexy flabbyness" . He had one lucky rabbits foot tied around his chocolate milk can. Two giant yellow, magically preserved eyeballs then snatched his rapidly diminishing life yhich hurt like the second coming and going through a severe case of blue spotted weapon grade moonshine. Jarred's milk can then exploded into tiny pieces of self contained happiness. This mixed with hairy little fluffy bunny rabbit tails harvested from satan's big and bushy bunny rabbit tree which grew in a dark hole surrounded by white Halloween decorations that eat anything in Ze vhole garden! Jarred took his large green smelly giant owl. He put it on the smelly wash began singing "Mamaaa” when suddenly there was a loud bang chakachaka boom oh my tail! Great Balls of fire spewing dragons! Doing nothing but spewing funny fire at random furries giving happy highs using leather whips to tickle tough and burly frogs to the edge of the cliff where they fell to their death in a rather scary yet hilarious manner reminiscent of drums and cymbals. Brushing themselves off with leaves of silky fur trees quickly they realized that they had a flying car but with no brakes or indicators and quickly found it was worthless. Meanwhile at home a certain leopard was saying that his bike was not exactly as pristine as he expected despite the recent vigorous wash use better soap when suddenly the whole freaking world cried out in complete and utter distress as the Bieber released another shocking snuff film. On my word! I was terrified but stood firm in the light of luminescent grasshoppers were eaten greedily. At Freddy's when suddenly the animatronics eat frontal lobes of unsuspecting grapes which had giant medial temporal lobes and angrily shouted "More more more!" And so they found marshmallow brains in the skulls bashed open by spongy baseball bats weilded by monkeys while ugly ducklings quacked loudly, outside. Threatening pending disaster to be or pancakes for breakfast are the healthy alternative to hypocrisy yet it doesn't cure all evils so lets eat marinated zombie sushi to exorcise the right to consume the intelect of every living blanket fighting for emancipation from fluffy overlords of demon hunters who eat incessantly of the tainted teeny tiny pixies waiting for the perfect pizza perfect of pure awesomeness from the perfect Pope John Paul wearing a tiara while hanging on to John Lennon while he wore his achy-breaky heart. Pumping lumpy custard through his sexy anterior cruciate ligament which fell off of his blasphemous childlike fancy shoes which were inscribed with golden words of wonderful things to mislead us not into temptation by selling beautiful lies made by the bees knees and bacon panties. These bacon panties are used by pigs stripped bare pigs stripped bare ponderous bubble butts made out of tanned ostrich hide which smelt like expensive designer handbags from the clutches of the crutched Northerly wicked witches Who told Macbeth to run along and seek the golden apple orchard which is very much on fire the poor thing smells like rotting marinated frog's legs in a UFO shaped like babies inhabitants had rabies and laid waste to baby tarts. With their oversize scary eyes poking at everyfur's bottoms. What the hell happened here today did they want to chew your big juicy sausage still fresh from the earth. Together we knew the end was near to its fruition which tasted like slightly salty biltong made from dragon egos that will Fus Roh dah! Strun Bah Qo beat my drum to the sound of agonizing screams coming from llamas which were wearing woolen tartan kilts in red and sickly pale green fighting for their ghastly boring lives in a place like no other seen by man that thrives on many material things once thought important but now obsolete like plushies in cool yellow custard laced with arsenic in a bowl on the moon made of cheese infested with mice which ate brains of the undead for their amusement. Upon the advent of the moon and its children those who remained became ninja warriors and picked all the sweet cherries out of battlefields made from coal and drank tea with the queen. God save her and her children were killed miserably with a spoon covered in custard from the depths of ancient tatarus. From the tower there came a strange yellow residue that tasted like a martian curry flavoured with betrayal unicorn's horns and phoenix feathers. It was raining when the badgers ran into the rubber barrier fence, erected by lollipop guildsmen with rubberless gloves. Which looked like furry hand paws covered in pink fluff from Shiacoft which got there from increased rubbing of his general ignorance questions about pink tennis balls which bobbed up in the river next to a giant fur tree in the middle of my yard plagued by a rotting fungus. The gargantuan tree people of the Nix grabbed sticks to beat the drums and then danced to the rhythm in the night watched by druids. With Elvish names to symbolise their strange alien ancestry looking at starsl for genomes falling like meteors to create new aged materials from prehistoric plankton found in the deepest darkest ocean of planet Seplapleveculalus where the twin moons were busy eclipsing as the winds of howling fury whipped up a cream soda typhoon. The green liquid enveloped the bananas that tasted delicious smothered in chocolate when fed to the sacrificial volcano which erupted during the opening ceremony of the martian and lunar surfaces They had tea with the queen in lunar orbit. Devoid of oxygen they all asphyxiated but lacked verisimilitude making a wish to their overlord reigning from the core of tomfoolery where jokers were beaten with wiffle-bats within an inch of their lives. The only way they could survive was to heat up the atmosphere to over 1000C scorching all the life bearing ground to ensure that all irritating bugs stopped growing immediatly which decreased production and increased unicorns' in the remaining lavender fields of the desolate planet. Where night fell and frugality reigned supreme in the unicorn's love machine created by magicians with extaordinary skills. They gained abilities and strength and funny hair styles with polkadot patterns. yheir robes adorned on the walls Inside of a platinum lined room with furry walls and perspex ceiling that bends slightly under raining elephants In the night of heavenly aggrandizement to rise beyond the endless mountains and gaze upon the twin moons of gargantuan proportion tig ol bitties. They are named with yaba daba doo and sparkly dust mashed with gorgons skulls to create a masterpiece of vast hamburger patties served upon galactic plates of steel to be eaten by random animated garbage pile kids who live within the greater oscillating tub of worms. While peanut butter rules the planet of the apes. There were so many peanut butter addicts who ate pretty gold coins covered in habanero so valuable they were hidden in impenetrable crystal vaults. Then they joined from many paths to form fellowship with peanutty goodness. The peanut princess rolled over onto her beloved magician who had recently eaten a bunch of purple fizzing dingleberries. Which he promptly asked the princess for bowl cremation and cheese rituals. This pleased the princess so much the whole country decided to jump on the Disco Dance Floor. The whole world shook like stiff gelatine and hula dancers with coconut bras. A plan was formulated which doomed future volcanic eruptions to small fumigating fetid fossil traps, those poor dinosaurs, they died bravely just trying to reach their friends who had given their only socks for magic volcanic beasts. They found an alarming number of evil pixies whom intend to wreak havoc on all the cheesegraters from the moon, grated, grated away using mozzarella cheese and the seldom heard of sorry-cheese which was consumed during the last supper. Once they were done with their graceful feast they went to the end of the pizza party. Bloated from the humongous cheese babies Sir Captain Major, who was a big player in the Intergalactic Rugby Force, who took to attacking planets with a rubber deathstar with his sidekick the demon-hamster. They traversed the far galaxies to find the Sacred Marshmallow Star. Upon finding it they ate it and got everlasting gobstoppers of doom, flavoured with green gooey mint jelly that originated in willy-wonk's factory where the Oompa Loompas insisted on singing the macarena while doing their taxes. "Fuck you SARS!" In the heat of thermal geysers that's filled with Galaxy Chocolate McFlurry's. Only available from Paula Deen's kitchen. Newly relocated to Upper East Lowlands, butter was abundant to make the slippy slide slippery, and also tasty. To encourage aliens to have fun in other galaxies far far away, near Dubai International. In a world, that favours few, a hero rises. To protect retail industries across the whole frikken universe. Also to justify the murder of the president of the muti-galactical corporation, Ronald McDonald. Many furs were upset at the lack of pool noodles. "Oh my Lawd..." exclaimed the chinchilla who was presently Engaged in procrastinating instead of studying for his degree in Inter-Galactical Physics And Bread Making. He decided to ask the lovely and talented Hatsune-Miko to rearrange his highlighters in an exotic fashion to accentuate his curves, his sexy, sexy eyes, shooting lasers at innocent bystanders. They retaliated with the now famous considerate bowing ninja who bowed constantly but was forever walking all hunched and thus had exposed vertibrae on their ribs. But they had issue! They had lunch at an expensive frozen yogurt shop with strange flavours, but then suddenly the shop blasted really loud muzak. And it exploded into heavy metal and classical music, a new genre that was called Metsic Head-Bang Mouse.
There once was an anthro lion in the forest with a huge desire to go find himself a clearing where he could lie and wear nothing but a big grin while he did his maths homework in his chromosphere undisturbed by the giant space hamsters which killed the three word game. But not before he woke up to the sound of loud dubstep rattled his eardrums and sent him on a vicious quest. This was certainly a night that will be in his thoughts For Time immemorial. It started back in the haunted aquarium, which had previously been a base of operations for the brotherhood of Nod. It was soon besieged by the infamous chocolate Easter bunny! The bunny was was created by an evil dog who liked to practice necromancy while chanting the words Veni Vidi Castratavi but could not get it to summon his dead Lover. He had an absolutely massive and colourful imagination which often backfired when he planned to give a friend a massage. He stared at the bright sun and said, “I” Because of his imagination conflagration, he whipped out a Very Large Rainbow and ate it. It tasted like dirt, sugar and many fruits combined. After eating, he jumped down to one huge rave but then the didn't like the music that was being eaten there and so decided to tell the DJ that he was an absolutly crazy jailbait accesorry who had no nose which meant he could not Taste his Music, and thus that caused the universe to do a Vertical half cuban cigar, which smelled and he exclaimed "This Cigar Smells!" and with that his house exploded and he turned a double flip into a banana filled with chocolate Aeowyn then roasted in a fire while everyone ate Kalium_Puceon's toes which caused them to swell up. Into Red Canoes were placed three golden swan eggs which hatched to golden swan dragonbabies which then ate everything we said. Thus ending this very confusing story but not before Grayhound quizzed us about the meaning to life itself and why he had curly hair. We honestly answered "It's the Noodles that gave him his fabulously curly hair which was also the meaning to life itself, and not 42, or four times the square of 110.25, which also caused the world to divide by 2, thus a resonance cascade started which caused waterlemons tasty and then explode with tremendous flavor that sprayed all over Sunny and Aeowyn's pretty little imaginary world. Of Tulips and Jellytot flowers to make flowers sticky for the bees so that they could eat and cr*p honey which is no good, when added to The awesome powers locked far away Underneath the great pub, confusingly named 'The Mana Bar' selling health potions suspiciously made from, giant pieces of Element 115, which is called Ununpentium , formerly named eka-bismuth. In the bar the potion caused an outbreak of Clarkson's favourite climmitia "I shall pass" Gandalf says " YOU SHALL NOT PASS YOUR FINAL EXAMS" and so, failing to secure employment with the most awesome company ever even though it was evil Google we passed through the obsidian sky greeted by space-marines who all cried out in rage "You Stupid Dog!!!" And then started a pillow fight ,not just any ordinary pillow combat , but the ultimate Missileers Velvet Pillow with plutonium filling which resulted in the most massive building erection scandal to forever be built in the red light district. The first of the zombies came from the new Military type installation that killed the miniature giant space which could have saved us all when the explosion suddenly began to prematurely explode its molten marshmallow load coating everyone within Jz with sticky maple syrup which hardened into a giant mountain that Is best described with the saying "Where did I go wrong with the volatile mix" in my pants of breathlessness that when released through the gluteus maximus legionary academy with the forceful energies that were awakened by bubble gum contained deep within the mysterious forest Called Pykrete Napalm which was also the home of stoned nomad fishermen; a young native fisherman, was exitedly peeling back the banana skin too quickly caused it turn a vivid neon green colour resulting in total hilarity when an Endless sentance finally found punctuation. " Thus describing the beginning of how we all forgot to use our own imaginations which resulted ina clashing of very big words such as magnanimous which inspired new and corrosive steaks made entirely from animal-related products, . This new mix of carnivouris aboriginal Australian Dingos, Mate! In the end the end began to end it's very brief ending. So everything ends back at the beginning of the end of the middle earth revolution a trance party enjoyed by all those who ate a carnivorous cake. So ends Kerban's first trance party. So he runs to the moon where there's nobody except his mom. Who likes to fiddle with her cast iron toothbrush , also used for stirring cookie batter till thick and sticky. She then lunged toward me "Eat my tuna!" Cried her maniacally confused pet, named Mister Perrywinkle Senior , who then leapt onto the shoulders and off towards some canned tuna. Perched perfectly precariously on a fluffy rainbow of doom . "Weeeeeeeeeeeee!" exclaimed the rapidly falling parrot who's only eye is a juicy shade of watermelon cream pie berries which exploded when it touches a tasty pie shell . This resulted in a very hairy pie made from bird eye pus and jellytot pimples. This, when consumed the entire world! The resulting zombie from outer space Named "jared the irresssistably sexy flabbyness" . He had one lucky rabbits foot tied around his chocolate milk can. Two giant yellow, magically preserved eyeballs then snatched his rapidly diminishing life yhich hurt like the second coming and going through a severe case of blue spotted weapon grade moonshine. Jarred's milk can then exploded into tiny pieces of self contained happiness. This mixed with hairy little fluffy bunny rabbit tails harvested from satan's big and bushy bunny rabbit tree which grew in a dark hole surrounded by white Halloween decorations that eat anything in Ze vhole garden! Jarred took his large green smelly giant owl. He put it on the smelly wash began singing "Mamaaa” when suddenly there was a loud bang chakachaka boom oh my tail! Great Balls of fire spewing dragons! Doing nothing but spewing funny fire at random furries giving happy highs using leather whips to tickle tough and burly frogs to the edge of the cliff where they fell to their death in a rather scary yet hilarious manner reminiscent of drums and cymbals. Brushing themselves off with leaves of silky fur trees quickly they realized that they had a flying car but with no brakes or indicators and quickly found it was worthless. Meanwhile at home a certain leopard was saying that his bike was not exactly as pristine as he expected despite the recent vigorous wash use better soap when suddenly the whole freaking world cried out in complete and utter distress as the Bieber released another shocking snuff film. On my word! I was terrified but stood firm in the light of luminescent grasshoppers were eaten greedily. At Freddy's when suddenly the animatronics eat frontal lobes of unsuspecting grapes which had giant medial temporal lobes and angrily shouted "More more more!" And so they found marshmallow brains in the skulls bashed open by spongy baseball bats weilded by monkeys while ugly ducklings quacked loudly, outside. Threatening pending disaster to be or pancakes for breakfast are the healthy alternative to hypocrisy yet it doesn't cure all evils so lets eat marinated zombie sushi to exorcise the right to consume the intelect of every living blanket fighting for emancipation from fluffy overlords of demon hunters who eat incessantly of the tainted teeny tiny pixies waiting for the perfect pizza perfect of pure awesomeness from the perfect Pope John Paul wearing a tiara while hanging on to John Lennon while he wore his achy-breaky heart. Pumping lumpy custard through his sexy anterior cruciate ligament which fell off of his blasphemous childlike fancy shoes which were inscribed with golden words of wonderful things to mislead us not into temptation by selling beautiful lies made by the bees knees and bacon panties. These bacon panties are used by pigs stripped bare pigs stripped bare ponderous bubble butts made out of tanned ostrich hide which smelt like expensive designer handbags from the clutches of the crutched Northerly wicked witches Who told Macbeth to run along and seek the golden apple orchard which is very much on fire the poor thing smells like rotting marinated frog's legs in a UFO shaped like babies inhabitants had rabies and laid waste to baby tarts. With their oversize scary eyes poking at everyfur's bottoms. What the hell happened here today did they want to chew your big juicy sausage still fresh from the earth. Together we knew the end was near to its fruition which tasted like slightly salty biltong made from dragon egos that will Fus Roh dah! Strun Bah Qo beat my drum to the sound of agonizing screams coming from llamas which were wearing woolen tartan kilts in red and sickly pale green fighting for their ghastly boring lives in a place like no other seen by man that thrives on many material things once thought important but now obsolete like plushies in cool yellow custard laced with arsenic in a bowl on the moon made of cheese infested with mice which ate brains of the undead for their amusement. Upon the advent of the moon and its children those who remained became ninja warriors and picked all the sweet cherries out of battlefields made from coal and drank tea with the queen. God save her and her children were killed miserably with a spoon covered in custard from the depths of ancient tatarus. From the tower there came a strange yellow residue that tasted like a martian curry flavoured with betrayal unicorn's horns and phoenix feathers. It was raining when the badgers ran into the rubber barrier fence, erected by lollipop guildsmen with rubberless gloves. Which looked like furry hand paws covered in pink fluff from Shiacoft which got there from increased rubbing of his general ignorance questions about pink tennis balls which bobbed up in the river next to a giant fur tree in the middle of my yard plagued by a rotting fungus. The gargantuan tree people of the Nix grabbed sticks to beat the drums and then danced to the rhythm in the night watched by druids. With Elvish names to symbolise their strange alien ancestry looking at starsl for genomes falling like meteors to create new aged materials from prehistoric plankton found in the deepest darkest ocean of planet Seplapleveculalus where the twin moons were busy eclipsing as the winds of howling fury whipped up a cream soda typhoon. The green liquid enveloped the bananas that tasted delicious smothered in chocolate when fed to the sacrificial volcano which erupted during the opening ceremony of the martian and lunar surfaces They had tea with the queen in lunar orbit. Devoid of oxygen they all asphyxiated but lacked verisimilitude making a wish to their overlord reigning from the core of tomfoolery where jokers were beaten with wiffle-bats within an inch of their lives. The only way they could survive was to heat up the atmosphere to over 1000C scorching all the life bearing ground to ensure that all irritating bugs stopped growing immediatly which decreased production and increased unicorns' in the remaining lavender fields of the desolate planet. Where night fell and frugality reigned supreme in the unicorn's love machine created by magicians with extaordinary skills. They gained abilities and strength and funny hair styles with polkadot patterns. yheir robes adorned on the walls Inside of a platinum lined room with furry walls and perspex ceiling that bends slightly under raining elephants In the night of heavenly aggrandizement to rise beyond the endless mountains and gaze upon the twin moons of gargantuan proportion tig ol bitties. They are named with yaba daba doo and sparkly dust mashed with gorgons skulls to create a masterpiece of vast hamburger patties served upon galactic plates of steel to be eaten by random animated garbage pile kids who live within the greater oscillating tub of worms. While peanut butter rules the planet of the apes. There were so many peanut butter addicts who ate pretty gold coins covered in habanero so valuable they were hidden in impenetrable crystal vaults. Then they joined from many paths to form fellowship with peanutty goodness. The peanut princess rolled over onto her beloved magician who had recently eaten a bunch of purple fizzing dingleberries. Which he promptly asked the princess for bowl cremation and cheese rituals. This pleased the princess so much the whole country decided to jump on the Disco Dance Floor. The whole world shook like stiff gelatine and hula dancers with coconut bras. A plan was formulated which doomed future volcanic eruptions to small fumigating fetid fossil traps, those poor dinosaurs, they died bravely just trying to reach their friends who had given their only socks for magic volcanic beasts. They found an alarming number of evil pixies whom intend to wreak havoc on all the cheesegraters from the moon, grated, grated away using mozzarella cheese and the seldom heard of sorry-cheese which was consumed during the last supper. Once they were done with their graceful feast they went to the end of the pizza party. Bloated from the humongous cheese babies Sir Captain Major, who was a big player in the Intergalactic Rugby Force, who took to attacking planets with a rubber deathstar with his sidekick the demon-hamster. They traversed the far galaxies to find the Sacred Marshmallow Star. Upon finding it they ate it and got everlasting gobstoppers of doom, flavoured with green gooey mint jelly that originated in willy-wonk's factory where the Oompa Loompas insisted on singing the macarena while doing their taxes. "Fuck you SARS!" In the heat of thermal geysers that's filled with Galaxy Chocolate McFlurry's. Only available from Paula Deen's kitchen. Newly relocated to Upper East Lowlands, butter was abundant to make the slippy slide slippery, and also tasty. To encourage aliens to have fun in other galaxies far far away, near Dubai International. In a world, that favours few, a hero rises. To protect retail industries across the whole frikken universe. Also to justify the murder of the president of the muti-galactical corporation, Ronald McDonald. Many furs were upset at the lack of pool noodles. "Oh my Lawd..." exclaimed the chinchilla who was presently Engaged in procrastinating instead of studying for his degree in Inter-Galactical Physics And Bread Making. He decided to ask the lovely and talented Hatsune-Miko to rearrange his highlighters in an exotic fashion to accentuate his curves, his sexy, sexy eyes, shooting lasers at innocent bystanders. They retaliated with the now famous considerate bowing ninja who bowed constantly but was forever walking all hunched and thus had exposed vertibrae on their ribs. But they had issue! They had lunch at an expensive frozen yogurt shop with strange flavours, but then suddenly the shop blasted really loud muzak. And it exploded into heavy metal and classical music, a new genre that was called Metsic Head-Bang Mouse.
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Ravensong, use Enter.
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Of 'A. Nonymous'
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