What are you doing RIGHT NOW?

[Sev]

I said I would be doing so occasionally... although granted I didn't post a re-intro. Is it worth it though? I wasn't gone for that long.

Is there a reason that you decided against it?

It wasn't that bad, after all.

[Leeward]

Yeah you're right, couldn't be much worse than my first one.

[Rakuen Growlithe]

I accidentally injected my self with a genetically-modified fungus. So presumably I'm busy developing super powers.

[Splicer-Fox]

I accidentally injected my self with a genetically-modified fungus. So presumably I'm busy developing super powers.

What? you make bad guys get jock itch? yeast infection?
Your weakness would be: smelling like stale bread all the time?

[Contrast]

Actually, fungus powers would be absolutely horrifying. Just look at En from Dorohedoro. Breathe in that mofo's spores and you'll have mushrooms growing inside your lungs and bursting out of your chest in no time.

Sound far-fetched? Look up a condition known as "Mucormycosis". It's real, and it happens. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mucormycosis

[Leeward]

The Cordyceps fungus is known to parasitise various arthropods (including tarantulas and wasps) to such an extent that it grows out of their bodies in antler-like growths and turns them into zombies.

[Sev]

Yeah you're right, couldn't be much worse than my first one.

Yeah, that was of legendary terribleness.

It just screamed: "I am a super judgemental and ignorant individual".

[Leeward]

Ironically, neither of which I am. To any statistically significant degree, anyway.

[Nasheera]

Giving horse riding lessons to a German exchange student. Whoopee!

[Animew]

I accidentally injected my self with a genetically-modified fungus. So presumably I'm busy developing super powers.

XD NYAHAHAHA! and you call ME unethical/irresponsible o mighty mush man!? <w< can i be like your arch nemesis or something? ill call myself: NAUGHTYLUS KITTY! spreading my lewd pictures of cartoon horses stabbing each other in the butt to innocent forum goers.

anywho i'm assuming since you mention it here its not serious tho right? its not metabolizing your blood into oil or something?
i mean what are you a fire grass type now or have your immune system dealt with it already.

[Rakuen Growlithe]

Highly unlikely to be of any worry. I've got a working immune system. I probably didn't actually inject anything so any actual infection would be minimal. The fungus also only infects plants.

[rusted hydra]

I am chatting with my internet husband instead of going to sleep to be ready for work tomorrow ^....^
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Also eating a mini pizza DONT JUDGE ME I AM A LIL DEPRESSED

[Nasheera]

Trying to get my ears to stop ringing after being exposed to blaring afrikaans music for 3 hours straight... Yay for sokkies!

[Splicer-Fox]

I am unhappy.
I found out that the streaker on the show “Ultimate Ninja Warrior USA” was a fake staged event.

[Animew]

sliding off the pokemon rollercoaster... empty beer cans and used up rolls of toilet paper lay abut like spent cartridges. candy wrappers are strewn across the floor and my bedding smells like penis...
urg... i feel the depression. i feel it so bad. I’ve been engaged in nonstop hedonistic debauchery somehow involving pokemon for a while now but i guess it’s time to get back to life and ambitions... i could probably carry this binge on for the remainder of the year but i guess i have to stop before i... hmm, i duno... before something bad happens, like my dick falls off or i die from diabetes...

...tho this entire ordeal has raised some profound questions about reality... i've eaten about 5x my weight in sugar in this short time yet... \(>w<)/ how am i not fat yet! i mean i got a pimple on my butt from all the chocolate but i still weigh exactly the same! i must have worms or something... probably killed them with all the beer tho. *sigh* i duno, i guess i'll go do something that earns me money now or whatever... Owo tho why should i bother? i have money enough to last me forever! no, NO! i'll just go to sleep. i'll go to sleep till i can figure out what i wana do with my life!

...AFTER i do the laundry... Owo can’t sleep in a bed that smells like penis after all.

[Valerion]

Busy using Modbus/TCP to pull power information from my house's inverter and feeding that into a time-series database.

[Rakuen Growlithe]

Time to do some cleaning.

[rusted hydra]

Cursing the universe for making me wake up at 3am on my day off

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

Been sitting at hospital since 6am, today is the long wait, epilepsy clinic.

[Nasheera]

Trying to understand who in their right mind would nominate me for leerlingraad

[Leeward]

I just found out that Furvilla recently released bovine bases!

[Cape_F0X]

I'm O+!

[Rakuen Growlithe]

If I got a score that low I certainly wouldn't be bragging about it on the internet.

[Cape_F0X]

Jealousy makes you nasty. O+ is a good blood type for a person who is fond of giving.

[Leeward]

I'm O+ too... blood type five!

[Cape_F0X]

Sure.

[Galahad]

My blood type is Gemini. That means my ancestors came from Europe.

Before I am crucified, that was indeed a joke.

Fun fact: In anime, manga and Japanese video games (especially JRPGs), a character's blood type is often listed. I was curious as to why that is so, and it turns out that a traditional belief of Japanese culture is that blood type influences personality and demeanor.

[Leeward]

There is also a belief that your blood type affects your metabolism, and somehow therefore what you should eat. I'm not joking, blood type diets are totally a real thing.

[Faanvolla]

My mom believes that, and that her specific one is "lots of meat and fruit/veg and as little bread/pasta as possible", which, idk just sounds like a vague health tip for anyone.

[Adagio]

Busy using Modbus/TCP to pull power information from my house's inverter and feeding that into a time-series database.

MODBUS over TCP!! I thought it was only used in factories and stuff...
MODBUS is soooo overkill! Hahaha!
But I guess where things are mission critical, and people can die if it's out it makes sense...

There is also a belief that your blood type affects your metabolism, and somehow therefore what you should eat. I'm not joking, blood type diets are totally a real thing.

My mom lost a lot of weight due to that...