What is your furry doing?

[Galahad]

"You see, fish... It all began when some asshole put radium into the paint the kind lady was facepainting me with..."

[Cape_F0X]

Now I want to swim!

[Brutallis]

Abort abort! The higher ups found out I have a hot tub now, everyone the tub party is cancelled until further notice.

[Tocs]

Oh god! It's an ANGLER...oh...nevermind...it's AN ANGLER...it's fluffy....it's an ANGLER FISH!!! Wait...what's that light?

Fish...memory spans. That would be awkward...

Is that why they seem to keep nibbling me?

"You see, fish... It all began when some asshole put radium into the paint the kind lady was facepainting me with..."

Time to add that to the list of theories...

[Cape_F0X]

What is that thing that time does when you're doing nothing? At least I have tea.

[Cape_F0X]

Ever heard of the expression; "Like a Fox in a chicken packing facility" ?

[Cape_F0X]

My paws smell of blood. But it's not blood, it's copper.

[Adagio]

I know that smell! It's TERRIBLE!!!

[Brutallis]

Get the hot-tub back, turns out, I can claim it as a tax deduction down here in the underworld... who knew!

[Galahad]

In the underworld, is not every tub technically a hot tub?
Unless it is a hot tub, in which case that might be the first time a bathroom appliance has been found to be attractive.

[Brutallis]

Unless it is a hot tub, in which case that might be the first time a bathroom appliance has been found to be attractive.

Hey if it weren't attractive it wouldn't have been deductible

[Brutallis]

Just found out our Underworld Internal Affairs have an in-house spa in their building, why would they have that? AND WHY DON'T WE HAVE ONE! Taking it up with my superiors.

[Cape_F0X]

The air is heavy with the smell of grinding. It reminds me of that burnt clutch.

[Raven Song]

Just found out our Underworld Internal Affairs have an in-house spa in their building, why would they have that? AND WHY DON'T WE HAVE ONE! Taking it up with my superiors.

Where else do you think us deities go to schmooze and talk about the apocalypse...

[Cape_F0X]

I wouldn't mind a spa day. Just not in the bowels of hell!

[Kievvu]

PUDDDLES ^...^

[Cape_F0X]

The scent of plywood is ingrained in my paws. Finally made time to sand down my work surface.

[Cape_F0X]

Wondering how I'm going to convince my wife one day that Reynard is a family name and not the name of a favorite character.

[Adagio]

Gearing up for war!
~Cocks CZ75~

[Brutallis]

Just found out our Underworld Internal Affairs have an in-house spa in their building, why would they have that? AND WHY DON'T WE HAVE ONE! Taking it up with my superiors.

Where else do you think us deities go to schmooze and talk about the apocalypse...

Just got beck to my Underworld apartment, someone broke in and gave me a "bribe" hot-tub to keep my mouth shut. I think I just forgot all about it.... I'm from the Underworld! Corruption is what we do.

[Cape_F0X]

Bracing my nose for recycling.

[Brutallis]

Going to renew my motorcycle licence today, turns out, the Underworld DMV isn't as bad as those on the Overworld... who knew, I guess the definision of "hell" switched when it came to the Underworld one?

[Adagio]

Nah... I think it's sone sort of psychological torture... You're so used to it being crap, the fact that it's not is gnawing at your brain. It's too good to be true. And we all know, when it's too good to be true, it is...

[Brutallis]

You were right, once I got to the front and started doing the red tape... it jsut didn't end. I props spent like the past 8 hours here just to get all the right form in place to get the right froms to fill in and renew it. It indeed is hell... i'm still here, posting this from my phone, I might be here for a while yet though, I have a feeling they are still angry at me for cutting their slushy machine from their budget.

[Cape_F0X]

Brutallis, you know the saying "All dogs go too heaven"?

Does it apply to fox-dogs (male Foxes)?

[Brutallis]

Well, judgement is simpler than what you think. It kinda works on the honour system, so if you felt like a good person, good enough to go to heaven, and then yes you will. To your question, most foxes that I know down here are really content with getting underworld attention, seeing as we have a good deal for carnivores coming down here. We call it the "Meat Lover deal"

#MEAT LOVER DEAL!#

*Full 24/7 buffet access
*Fully furnished single bed apartment, with garage
*Free Wi-Fi in all major underworld cities
*Only one eternal torment session per day (T's & C's apply)
*3 weeks annually in the wild fields of Zertzaagt where carnivores can play, hunt and chill.
*Full dental

Price: Your Immortal Soul (Excluding VAT)
Contact your local demon for more information on this and other amazing packages from Hell Ltd.

[Cape_F0X]

You guys really know how to make things temping, but I think I'll pass.

[SirenLeo]

Why must new collars be so itchy *scratches and hisses at tinkling bell*

[Adagio]

Why must new collars be so itchy *scratches and hisses at tinkling bell*

Mine wasn't itchy at all!

[Tocs]

Tocs is making snow angels!