Furry confessions

[Helios_phi]

Can we get a Furry confessions thread going?

I realize that quite a couple of you have met IRL so it might be difficult to post specifics, but hey it doesn't have to bee too personal. Maybe you just want to confess something obscure, like maybe you wish Deadpool was a furry or maybe you've got a dark secret to get off your hairy chest.

Me... Well I love wearing my paws to bed. Keep them on all night. Yea why not! when I have to wake up and take them off its kinda like i can still feel them on. I miss them when they aren't there. Phantom paw syndrome I think.
Being here with you guys has boosted my confidence to get myself a second (better) set of paws made

[jacojerb]

Interesting thread...
I seem to blame myself for Clean Paws, and old member, having left. We havent talked much about it, but he hasnt been on the forum since I've caused his mom to find out that he's bi... Fine, so I suck at keeping secrets. I accedentally told my sis, who accedentally told his best friend, who was mad at him for not telling him himself... To apologise to CP, I sent him a cute fox plushy (very cute), along with a pic of my fursona (so I wouldnt have to put my name on it), which unfortunately came out pink. His mom found the package first, along with the pic of "a pink fox" and an apology that I wrote with my hand, for some reason (and his mom could easilly see it was a boys handwriting), and as it turns out, his mom's trying to "fix" him with church... So I ruined someones life, to an extent...
Was this the right type of confession to put here?

[Helios_phi]

Hey Jacojerb. I'm sorry it turned out that way. Its not nice when unfortunate like that happen. I'm sure he knows that it was never your intention to 'out' him to his mom. Hopefully one day his situation at home improves and we can all welcome him back to the forum with licks and warm furry hugs. (maybe some cupcakes too if the Nom nom man is feeling generous too He he he)

The world is an intolerant place and people are afraid of everything they don't understand but we are all here for you so don't beat yourself up too bad for an honest mistake.

[jacojerb]

Thanks. The problem is that I really liked him. Now I dont have any chance with him. Were still friends, but after that, I doubt I can win his trust at all. But yea, that was my confession, so moving on...

[Fluke]

Secretly, I am not a horse.

[Rakuen Growlithe]

Secretly, I am not a horse.

You know I'd actually suspected that for a while. It was a combination of not seeing computers out in fields and wondering how hooves could work a mouse and keyboard.

[Blaze Sunstrike]

I will bake cupcakes ! Even a celebratory cake where furrys can hide in and jump out to welcome CP!

[Fluke]

Secretly, I am a horse.

[Flaxney]

Secretly, I am a horse.

D: inception horse

[Kalium_Puceon]

I made cake once. It was not a lie.

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

I am gay (no really I cannot tell a lie) and have never claimed to be bi, and to this end at the age of 40 never herewith anyone of the opposite sex, and never will be.

[Searing]

I confess... when i was drunk about a year back i ate my dogs food by mistake...

[Koda]

I still often wish, and sometimes make beleive im a werewolf.... O_o

[jacojerb]

I have a big hate for getting my headfur wet, for some reason... Usually only wash my hair when I actually have a reason to look good...
Perhaps I should have been feline... They also hate getting wet

[Raven Song]

i have conversations with myself, to the point where i am answering questions and arguing with myself. I can in fact have an entire lifestyle beyond my own simply using my imagination, and sometimes this takes over... im either crazy (I am but still) or I'm crazy

[Flaxney]

Sometimes I am tempted to discard the trappings of civilization and become a mountain man, perhaps even leaping out of the bushes now and again and frightening unsuspecting hikers.

[Durosuka]

lying almost passed out on the carpet. (gymed too hard)

[Aeowyn]

umm shouldn't that be under "what are you doing right now?"

[Durosuka]

this is what I get for using a tablet touch screen

[rusted hydra]

I hate these "neat candles with evaporating wax that don't make a mess and stays all pretty and strait". no really I hate them. And that's all the candles that are in the house.

I like hot wax.

I like it on my hands, so warm. Hurts at first but then it makes a shell that I can imagine as scales.
Mmmm...

I need to go and buy me some candles...

[Kalium_Puceon]

I occasionally shout at inanimate objects in an attempt to get a conversation out of them. If I haven't slept for 40 or so hours, it might work too!

[jacojerb]

Whenever something goes wrong, for instance something falls or something, I tend to shout "shut up" at whatever goes wrong. Dono why, doesnt really make sence, but that I do

[Kalium_Puceon]

I have a plan prepared for when all the furries of the world change in to their fursonas overnight. Problem is, I haven't been able to find a point where each fur could meet in SA, first in their province and then a main group

[Helios_phi]

Even though my pre-fur-ance is set on bi, I'm really straight.
I leave it set on bi because its not the gentleman sausage that's the turn off, Its the whole package. Now a lady boy like Bailey jay.
I've thought about that more times than I can remember.
I guess that's enough to be called gay in most online forums.... Think I'll leave it as Bi for now

(tried my best to keep it clean)

[jacojerb]

On Helios-Phi's note, I must confess too... I dono if I should still consider myself bi at all... While I still sometimes find woman attractive, I just cant picture myself with one. Just doesnt feel right, for some reason... Yet I can also not deny the fact that I sometimes find them attractive... Shall I just stop giving the girls false hope and just change my pre-fur-rence to gay? Or would I be lieing?

[Kalium_Puceon]

I think this is an apt comic for this (incidentally, this points out my annoying ability to remember the seemingly useless and call it up on demand)

http://xkcd.com/601/

Be sure to read the alt text.

[Adagio]

Um... Hi... ~shyly waves paw~
I'm Adagio Snow Leopard... And secretly, I'm a furry...
Yeah, been a furry for nearly 5 years...(0_0)
Haha!

[Asbjorn-phoenix]

A bit dissapointed at not potentially having seen the ex last night, but alas, I believe the universe knows what it is doing by not letting me get there.

[Ryall]

Nice thread Helios, I am not sure how I missed it.

Secretly, I am not a horse.

You know I'd actually suspected that for a while. It was a combination of not seeing computers out in fields and wondering how hooves could work a mouse and keyboard.

lol!

@ Jacojerb, sorry about Clean Paws, that is really unfortunate.


As for my confessions, sometimes when nobody is watching, I stand on the balls of my feet to pretend I have digitigrade legs; I tense my hands and imagine that I have talons, and I flex my shoulders and pretend that I have wings: I make-belief that I am a dragon, even though my fursona is a hyena.

Also, sometimes when I see dance competitions going on at UCT, I wish I was my fursona, and that as Ryall I was an amazing dancer, and that I could just jump into the fray and start busting moves, and wow the crowd.

[Franky]

When making an electronic music track I would write a 8 or 16 bar chorus and dance to it for about an hour.

I actually have an xbox 1. Not the new one.

I can't drink much alcohol anymore, 6 beers and I'm wasted.

Even though I've been in IT for the larger portion of my life, I secretly hate technology. I don't know if it's exactly a good thing for peoples health to have everything available at your fingertips, not having to leave the house, move some leg muscles or go outside in the sun.